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When an intern asks if your JavaScript code is "R-rated" and you immediately spiral into an existential crisis about your code quality. Because nothing screams professional confidence like defensively crying "My code can't be that bad right 😭" on social media.
Plot twist: The intern probably just saw a bunch of nested callbacks and assumed it was rated R for "Ridiculously unreadable." Or maybe they stumbled upon some regex that looked like someone smashed their keyboard while having a seizure. Either way, buddy, if you're questioning whether your code deserves a content warning, it probably does.
The real tragedy here is that JavaScript code being "that bad" isn't even a question—it's practically a feature of the language. Welcome to the club, we have cookies (and they're probably stored insecurely).
