Life Is Too Short For Type Gymnastics

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Life Is Too Short For Type Gymnastics

javascript-memes, typescript-memes, programming-languages-memes, developer-drama-memes, type-safety-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

GASP! The absolute AUDACITY of someone suggesting JavaScript users are just lazy TypeScript avoiders! 💅 The eternal holy war between "just let me write my code without 47 type declarations" and "excuse me sir, your variable might be a string OR a number and I simply cannot function without knowing which!" The JavaScript rebels living on the edge while TypeScript devotees clutch their strongly-typed pearls in horror. Meanwhile, that smug reply with the smiley face is just *chef's kiss* perfection - like proudly admitting you eat cereal with a fork because spoons are too much work!

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