Coding debates Memes

The bell curve of programming wisdom strikes again! The folks on the far left and right (with their 55 and 145 IQs) have transcended language wars and realized what truly matters: getting that sweet paycheck. Meanwhile, the 100 IQ crowd in the middle is still screaming about why their favorite language is superior, as if their GitHub stars will pay the mortgage. After a decade in this industry, I've watched countless languages rise and fall while my bank account only cares about one thing: which syntax is currently funding my coffee addiction. The true galaxy brain move isn't mastering Rust or TypeScript—it's mastering whatever abomination your company is willing to pay premium rates for.

The eternal debate rages on! While "normies" insist HTML isn't a programming language, some absolute madlad created PLHTML - a cursed abomination that implements a Fibonacci sequence generator entirely in HTML attributes . This is the programming equivalent of saying "watch me" right before doing something horrifically unnecessary just to prove a point. The creator even added custom tags like <var> , <data> , and <output> with attributes like data-while to simulate actual programming constructs. The right side shows it actually works! This is what happens when spite becomes a programming motivation. Somewhere, a computer science professor is sobbing uncontrollably.

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this person to stand on that cliff and declare "Most programming languages are actually ok!" The angry mob with pitchforks was READY TO RIOT! But then—PLOT TWIST—they drop the "Python is better than most and HTML isn't one at all" bomb and suddenly everyone's nodding in agreement like little bobbleheads! 😂 It's the programming equivalent of saying "vegetables are good" to a room full of 5-year-olds and then quickly adding "but candy is better and broccoli isn't food." INSTANT CROWD PLEASER! The Python superiority complex combined with the classic "HTML isn't a programming language" debate? *chef's kiss* Absolute genius crowd manipulation!