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Oh sweetie, you think I'm going to use a sophisticated debugging system when I can just LITTER MY CODE with print statements like some kind of digital breadcrumb trail?! 💅 The AUDACITY of proper debugging tools expecting me to learn how they work when I can just sprinkle print("MADE IT HERE!!!") and print("WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING OMG") throughout my code like some deranged fairy godmother of troubleshooting! And don't you DARE judge me when I forget to remove them before pushing to production! That's just my signature, darling! ✨

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Parents buying programming books for babies while poor Toby's already driven to alcoholism at age 3. When your parents force-feed you C++, HTML, CSS, and JavaScript before you can even form complete sentences, your career path is pretty much decided. That kid's thousand-yard stare says it all - he's already debugging nested callbacks in his sippy cup. The modern tech parenting approach: skip the alphabet books and go straight to syntax errors. No wonder he's hitting the bottle early - he probably dreams in segmentation faults.

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