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The eternal "composition vs inheritance" debate strikes again! Every junior dev has experienced that moment when they proudly present an inheritance-based solution only to have some senior dev smugly respond "just use composition" without elaborating further. The monkey puppet meme perfectly captures that awkward side-eye moment when you realize they've given you zero practical guidance for your specific use case. It's the programming equivalent of saying "git gud" instead of actually helping someone debug.

Content what python pip mean X I a Q All Images Videos Shopping News More Tools About 11.900.000 results (0.31 seconds) Preferred Installer Program PIP is a recursive acronym for "Preferred Installer Program" or PIP Installs Packages. It is a command-line utility that installs, reinstalls, or uninstalls PyPI packages with one simple command: pip. Sep 27,2023

Content STOP ADDING FEATURES TO WEB BROWSERS AND JAVASCRIPT Chrome is not supposed to be able to run feature-complete Photoshop Hundreds of implemented TC-39 proposals, yet no real-world use found for running CRust applications inside of a browser window Wanted to run a program written in javascript with filesystem access for fun anyways? We had a tool for that, it's called NodeJS. "Yes please, give me Array.at (-1) and private class members", "Please give me finer manual memory allocation in WASM" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged. Look at what Web Developers have been demanding your respect for, all this time, with all the API's we built for them: .???? ???? 222 debugging c code inside of the devtools running neural networks on the client side rendering shaders with WebGPUGL Hello, i would like JI('0) 1(' )!!I apples please They have played us for absolute fools

Content C Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hi 1 fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! pp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamlined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck G gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

The optimistic "let's split the work" phase vs the reality of integration hell. What starts as a clean division of labor ("You do frontend, I'll do backend!") inevitably devolves into a catastrophic electrical storm when the two systems finally meet. Those peaceful smiles transform into thousand-yard stares as they desperately try to connect incompatible interfaces while questioning their career choices. The backend expects XML, the frontend sends JSON, and somehow both are using different authentication schemes. Integration day: where friendships die and Stack Overflow tabs multiply.