Jacked By JavaScript

The perfect architectural diagram doesn't exi— Backend: chaotic outdoor cooking with multiple fires, pots bubbling over, smoke everywhere. Just raw functionality with zero aesthetics. The digital equivalent of "it ain't pretty but it works." Frontend: pristine white wedding reception setup. Everything perfectly aligned, clean, and ready to impress the users who'll never know about the kitchen chaos that makes it all possible. APIs: The stoic waiters standing between these two worlds, silently transferring data back and forth with emotionless efficiency. They don't care about the mess they're carrying or how pretty the destination is - they just pass the payload and move on. And we call this masterpiece "modern architecture." Chef's kiss.

Content By getting rid of React and moving to plain JavaScript, we saw a so reduction in our Time to interactive (TTI) metric. REACTDEVS elf those kids could read they'd be very upset

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This meme is pure database nerd gold! It cleverly parodies political news by imagining Trump imposing tariffs on "foreign keys" - which in database terms are constraints that link tables together in relational databases. The punchline about "American keys are bigger, better, and will make your database great again" is brilliant because it plays on Trump's nationalistic rhetoric while making a ridiculous claim about database architecture that would horrify any DBA. The final touch about Microsoft and Oracle being "somewhat happy" is *chef's kiss* - implying these tech giants would profit from this chaos while database administrators everywhere have existential crises about how to "manage relationships now." Just like real politics affecting real industries!

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