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Content Anonymous 050122(Sun)04:09:27 No.68444767 be me go to coffee shop order a hot chocolate with marshmellows overhear two women are talking at the other table pick up programming words like "while 64 KB JPG loop" and "cu" like programming stuff approach their table confidently "Hey guys, are you talking about programming?" they look at me I repeat myself they kinda just nod, they don't continue whatever they were talking about, guess they don't think I will understand I tell them I'm a programmer (gestured at myself with my hands for emphasis) one of them is like "sorry, we're talking about work" (paraphrasing) they seem to be trying to get rid of me I insist and ask her what their conversation was about it takes a while but the other one is like "we were discussing blah blah something about optimization" I have no idea what the fuck she just said, it didn't make any sense to me at all change the topic quickly and ask what programming language she uses she says it's C I say "C is an old language, you should use something cooler like javascript" (that's what I'm learning) they talk to each other quietly (I can't hear what they are saying) one of them asks "anon, where do you work?" I tell them I don't have job, I do programming as a hobby the conversation doesn't continue they leave a few minutes later Where did I do wrong?

Content TheMisterEpic TheMisterEdicYT. 19h So in minecraft bedrocks program files, you can find a document which lists all the words which are censored. Here's a small little sample of the 977 words microsoft censors.. You can actually delete this file if you take ownership of the entire folder. piyad blyadt bon3r boner boobs boobz Btch Bukakke Bullshit bung butagorosi butthead Butthole fuuck fuuckd fuucked fuucker fucking fuuckr fuuuck fuuuckd fuuucked fuuucker fuuucking fuuuckr chankoro chieokure chikusatsu ching chong Chinga Chingada Madre Chingado Chingate chink chinpo Chlamydia fuuuuuucker fuuuuuucking fuuuuuuckr fuuuuuuuck fuuuuuuuckd fuuuuuuucked fuuuuuuucker fuuuuuuucking fuuuuuuuckr fuuuuuuuuckd fuuuuuuuucked fuuuuuuuucker

The pristine folder structure in the left panel is the stuff of developer fantasies! A beautifully organized project with logical entity relationships and clear naming conventions. Meanwhile, the actual JSON file on the right is a truncated mess with fields like "password" and "birthdate" just hanging out in plain text. Nothing says "technical debt" quite like storing sensitive user data without proper encryption or hashing. The real answer to "What's stopping your codebase from looking like this?" is probably three deadlines ago, five energy drinks, and that one PM who keeps saying "we'll refactor later."

Content jordwalke jordwalke 17h Not using your BLOATED 2kb JavaScript library sorry. 17 15 365 la 77.6K ProdrammerHumor.io

Content me working in backend I completed the entire backend in Just one day me working in frontend how the fck can align this button at center?

Content Javascript Developer Starterpack 4000S macbook for html and css apple keyboard starbucks lattes tweet about why is is the best language ever (9 C clean code nice vscode themes add every emoji to everything you type ProdrammerHumor.io