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Front-end development: peaceful meadows, sunshine, and playing with cute dinosaurs. Meanwhile, back-end developers are literally fighting for their lives in a post-apocalyptic hellscape where everything is on fire and mutant babies are trying to eat your face. But hey, the crushing existential dread comes with a higher salary, so there's that! The perfect visualization of why back-end devs always look like they've seen things no human should witness. "It's fine, everything's fine" they whisper, as another server crashes at 3am.