Ivory Towers Of Irony

web development Programming languages Language wars Cpp Magic the gathering V8 engine Game parody Engine internals
Javascript Programming Frontend Webdev C++
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Ivory Towers Of Irony
javascript-memes, cpp-memes, programming-languages-memes, magic-the-gathering-memes, v8-engine-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

This Magic: The Gathering card parody perfectly skewers the JavaScript elitism paradox. JS devs looking down on C++ programmers from their "ivory towers" while conveniently ignoring that V8, SpiderMonkey, and every other JS engine is built with the very C++ they mock. It's like criticizing plumbers while living in a house with running water. The pseudo-Shakespearean quote at the bottom is the chef's kiss - a pretentious garnish on an already delicious serving of irony. The mana cost of "1" is perfect too - minimal effort required to maintain this level of cognitive dissonance!

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