Ivory Towers Of Irony

web development Programming languages Language wars Cpp Magic the gathering V8 engine Game parody Engine internals
Javascript Programming Frontend Webdev C++
1 day ago 57,409 views 0 shares
Ivory Towers Of Irony
javascript-memes, cpp-memes, programming-languages-memes, magic-the-gathering-memes, v8-engine-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

This Magic: The Gathering card parody perfectly skewers the JavaScript elitism paradox. JS devs looking down on C++ programmers from their "ivory towers" while conveniently ignoring that V8, SpiderMonkey, and every other JS engine is built with the very C++ they mock. It's like criticizing plumbers while living in a house with running water. The pseudo-Shakespearean quote at the bottom is the chef's kiss - a pretentious garnish on an already delicious serving of irony. The mana cost of "1" is perfect too - minimal effort required to maintain this level of cognitive dissonance!

More Like This

Spotlight

ScienceHumor.io

Introducing ScienceHumor.io - where Newton's laws meet comedy! A collection of scientifically proven funny memes that react faster than sodium in water. Visit →

Ad The Signal Rescuer

For when your router is as unreliable as untested code
TP-Link WiFi Extender | ProgrammerHumor.io
Your purchase contributes to our 'Why Is The Build Failing Only On Jenkins' research initiative. 🔨