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That feeling of pure triumph when your WebSockets actually work in production is *chef's kiss*. After days of watching connection errors pile up like dirty dishes, debugging CORS issues that make no logical sense, and frantically Googling "why WebSocket connection closed code 1006" at 2AM, you finally see that beautiful open connection. It's like finding a unicorn riding a rainbow—theoretically possible but rarely witnessed in the wild. The sweet victory of real-time data flowing seamlessly between your front and back end makes you want to raise your arms in triumph like you just conquered the entire internet. Until tomorrow when it randomly disconnects again for absolutely no reason.

Content G Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hil I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamlined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck O gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

Left side: if (x) - Clean, elegant, gets the job done. The face of a developer who writes efficient code and doesn't waste keystrokes. Right side: if (x == true) - The haunting visage of someone who also types "ATM machine" and enters their "PIN number" at the "LCD display." Probably uses light mode in their IDE too. The explicit comparison is redundant since the condition already evaluates to a boolean. It's like ordering a "hamburger with meat" - we know, that's what makes it a hamburger.