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Hahaha! The AI overlord has spoken! 🤖 A binary being holding up a "no HTML tags" sign while literally being made of code is peak irony! It's like your coffee machine telling you caffeine is bad while brewing your fifth espresso. The caption "Coding is Dead, Long Live Programming!" is that classic contradiction we all live with - renaming our job titles every few years while doing the exact same thing. Syntax changes, frustration remains! The binary person is basically all of us pretending we understand what our code is doing while it silently judges our life choices. 💻✨

The eternal debugging dilemma captured perfectly! Instead of using actual debugging tools like responsible developers, we just frantically litter our code with console.log() , print() , or System.out.println() statements everywhere. It's the coding equivalent of fixing your car by taping notes to different parts saying "Is this making the weird noise?" Sure, proper debugging tools exist with breakpoints, variable inspection, and call stacks... but why use sophisticated tools when you can just write print("MADE IT HERE!!!") or the classic print("WHY GOD WHY???") at 2 AM? The funniest part? We all know which method actually takes longer, yet we still choose chaos every single time.

Content ?php header ("Content-type: texthtml; charsetutf-8"); This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PH presenter and very long XSLT stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error reporting(E ALL); ini set ("displayerrors", true); printi'7xml version"1.0" encoding "UTF-8" 7'. "In"):?

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