Its Json Bourne

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11 months ago 276,250 views 0 shares

Its Json Bourne

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This meme is the perfect collision of action movies and web development! The pun plays on Jason Bourne (the Matt Damon character) and JSON (JavaScript Object Notation) - the data format that haunts every developer's dreams. The curly braces surrounding him are the perfect touch, like he's literally trapped in a JSON object. When your API returns unexpected data at 3 AM, this is exactly the face you make. The only thing more dangerous than a rogue assassin is a missing comma in your JSON structure. At least Jason Bourne can remember who he is after a while - your broken JSON parser never will.

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