The brutal truth about how developers survive their language of choice. C programmers ride motorcycles because they live dangerously with manual memory management. C++ devs mainline coffee to handle the complexity. C# folks need a variety of alcohol to cope with Microsoft's ecosystem. Python programmers use pacifiers because it's so beginner-friendly (but secretly they're babies). Haskell programmers need psychedelics to comprehend pure functional programming. Java devs pop Xanax to deal with enterprise verbosity and the JVM. JavaScript coders smoke weed to accept the chaos of the language. PHP programmers chain-smoke because they've made terrible life choices. And Rust programmers? They just wear cute socks because the compiler's strict safety checks make them feel warm and secure. Accurate? Probably more than we'd like to admit.
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