Is There A Better Way To Do This

Technical debt Code review Bad practices Overengineering Conditional logic String manipulation String comparison Boolean conversion Case sensitivity

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Is There A Better Way To Do This

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Ah, the classic "let me check every possible capitalization pattern" approach! This developer is manually checking for true, True, TRue, TRUe and then the same for false variants instead of just using toLowerCase() once and comparing to a standard value. The function even returns maybe if neither pattern matches, which is both hilarious and terrifying for Boolean logic. Somewhere, a computer science professor is feeling a disturbance in the force.

This is the kind of code that makes code reviewers develop eye twitches and start muttering "string.toLowerCase() === 'true'" in their sleep.

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