I Just Invented Something Every Dev Needs

When your fitness app gets confused about its purpose in life and starts moonlighting as a React developer. Poor guy just wanted to track a 10.1 mile run but got hit with a full-blown Todo app implementation instead. The simple "No" response is the digital equivalent of telling your GPS "I just wanted directions, not your life story." Honestly, the most relatable programming moment is when AI tries to be helpful but completely misses what you actually asked for. Bonus points for the fitness app that thinks React components are somehow related to physical fitness. Maybe it's trying to exercise your coding muscles?

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