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Content 6 mins 0 v I respect Ruby, but I don't like it. I like Javascript, but I don't respect it. Like Comment Share and 4 others Ruby is the girl you should marry, because she's sweet and good to you, but she leaves a little to desire. Javascript is the girl who always answers your drunk texts. For better or for worse. Always. Unlike Reply 13 2 4 mins Wow, that's entirely accurate. Like Reply Just now (Obligatory edit: This in no way reflects my actual marriage.) Like Reply Just now

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