No Thanks I'm Good

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10 months ago 241,655 views 0 shares

No Thanks I'm Good

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Senior developers watching junior devs frantically adopt every trending framework and coding style that comes along. They've seen enough JavaScript frameworks rise and fall to know that solid fundamentals outlast the hype. Meanwhile, the juniors are out there doing cartwheels over "revolutionary" approaches that will be abandoned in 8 months. The seniors just sit there, arms folded, thinking "I've written enough spaghetti code in my lifetime, thanks."

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