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Content Tell me the truth... I'm..."'m ready to hear it. You can't just keep writing code, you have to write the documentation at some point

Complaining about network issues one second, playing Chrome's offline dinosaur game with religious dedication the next. Nothing transforms a senior developer into a prehistoric gaming enthusiast faster than the WiFi dropping. That little T-Rex becomes your best friend during sprint planning calls when your router decides it's time for an unscheduled vacation. The true irony? After 7 years building network infrastructure, I still find myself jumping cacti instead of, you know, actually fixing the connection.

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Content tell a programmer joke Here is a programmer joke: Why do programmers always have to wear gloves? Because they can't C! This joke plays on the fact that the programming language C is often abbreviated as "C sharp". The joke is a pun on the phrase "see sharp", which is a reference to the sharp objects that programmers often need to handle, such as needles and scalpels. In the joke, the programmer is wearing gloves to protect themselves from these sharp objects.

Content ok ima NEARN ASSEMBLY damn HELLO WORLD IS 30 LINES

Content Me lying on my CV Company lying on the job description Day 1 of the new job