I Missed The Part Where That's My Problem

api Technical debt Bad practices Error handling Spider-man Comments Silent failures Webhooks

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3 months ago 105,400 views 0 shares

I Missed The Part Where That's My Problem

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The pinnacle of error handling right here! This dev just casually commented out the error handling with // I missed the part where that's my problem in a webhook function. Sure, let the API call fail silently in production - what could possibly go wrong? Just yeet that error into the void and let future-you (or some poor on-call engineer at 2AM) deal with the consequences when customers start complaining. Classic "works on my machine" energy. The Spider-Man reference makes it even more perfect - with great code comes absolutely zero responsibility, apparently!

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