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The classic "age is just a number" platitude gets a perfect programmer's twist. In JavaScript and many other languages, what looks like a number is often silently converted to a string when you least expect it. That smug face in the third panel is every backend dev who's spent hours debugging why 18 + 1 = 181 instead of 19 . Type coercion: ruining perfectly good calculations since 1995.

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Look, I've been building websites since the <blink> tag was cool, and nothing makes me reach for my metaphorical weapon faster than those damn chatbots popping up in every corner of the internet. They're like that coworker who keeps interrupting your flow with "quick questions." No, I don't want to "chat with a representative" when I'm just trying to check your business hours. No, I don't need a floating bubble following me around asking if I'm "finding everything okay." Just let me browse in peace! The only thing these chatbots have successfully helped me with is developing my clicking-the-X reflex to Olympic levels.

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Nothing shatters the blissful state of flow like a surprise standup announcement with executive attendance. One minute you're peacefully wrestling with AngularJS dependencies, finally making progress after three hours of debugging—the next, you're frantically rehearsing how to explain why that "quick fix" from last week is still "almost done" while simultaneously trying to remember if you pushed any commits this sprint. The transition from coding euphoria to existential dread happens faster than a JavaScript framework becomes deprecated.