Double standards

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Content LESSON 1: How to indicate to your colleagues that they should improve their PR. There aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittup just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.

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Content Giulio Carrara 3rd Software Engineer 1d g Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly 8,801 391 comments

Content I push a Powershell script to one particular user that fetches a random cat fact from a website then reads it through their computer speakers out loud. They're thoroughly convinced that their boss, a non-IT person, is doing it to them. EDIT: For everyone asking for the script. Add-Type -AssemblyName System. Speech SpeechSynth New-Object System. Speec h. Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer SpeechSynth.SelectVoice("Microsoft Zira Desktop") Browser New-Object System.Net.WebClient Browser.Proxy.Credentials System. Net.CredentialCache: :DefaultN etworkCredentials Net.ServicePointManage r:: SecurityProtocol Net.SecurityProtocolType::Tls12 CatFact (ConvertFrom-Json (Invoke-WebRequest -Verbose -Uri https:catfact.ninjafact -UseBasicParsing)) CatFact.fact SpeechSynth.Speak("Did you know ?") SpeechSynth.Speak(CatFact.fact)

Content when your boss tells you you can't rewrite your app in the javascript framework that came out 4 hours ago sigsegmem DeN THIS HOUSE IS A GUGKING PRISONI