C Plus Plus In JavaScript

Programming languages Cpp Syntax For loops Language confusion Increment operator Code-joke

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C Plus Plus In JavaScript

javascript-memes, cpp-memes, programming-memes, for-loops-memes, increment-operator-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Someone just discovered the increment operator and thinks they're a language polyglot now. The meme shows a guy bragging about using "C++" in JavaScript, but all he's doing is using a standard for loop with c++ as the increment statement. That's like saying you speak French because you can say "croissant" while ordering at Starbucks. The violent reaction in the bottom panel is the only appropriate response to such heresy.

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