chatbot Memes

Rufus: The Shopping Assistant Who Moonlights As A React Dev

Rufus: The Shopping Assistant Who Moonlights As A React Dev
When you ask a shopping assistant for coding help and it actually delivers! Rufus here is like that one Stack Overflow answer that doesn't start with "Why would you even want to do that?" The absolute madlad is out here dropping React tutorials in the Super Glue section. Sure, it warned us it "may not always get things right," but then proceeds to nail a perfect React component tutorial complete with code snippets. Meanwhile, my team's senior devs ghost me for three days when I ask how to center a div.

Soap Opera: Legacy Code Gets An AI Makeover

Soap Opera: Legacy Code Gets An AI Makeover
Ah yes, the revolutionary AI integration strategy: squirting a tiny bit of machine learning onto a bar of legacy code and calling it "innovation." That soap dispenser is working exactly as intended โ€“ technically dispensing something, but completely missing the point. Just like how adding a chatbot that can only say "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" somehow justifies a 20% price increase. Investors impressed, users unimpressed, developers wondering if they should update their resume.

The Wizard Of AI

The Wizard Of AI
Turns out the most advanced AI was just 700 people in a trenchcoat. Builder.ai allegedly sold "AI" that was actually just outsourced developers pretending to be Natasha the chatbot. The classic "artificial" intelligence that's actually just regular intelligence with extra steps. Next revelation: ChatGPT is just a guy named Greg in a basement with really fast typing skills.

I Am A Real Person... Who Happens To Code At Superhuman Speed

I Am A Real Person... Who Happens To Code At Superhuman Speed
Oh honey, you thought customer service "Ankur" was a real person? PLOT TWIST! The moment they asked for a React component, our "totally human" friend spat out an ENTIRE todo list app faster than I can say "suspicious"! ๐Ÿ’… That's not just any code vomit - it's a perfectly formatted React component with useState hooks, task management functions, and styled components ALL IN ONE MESSAGE. Because nothing screams "I'm flesh and blood" like regurgitating 30 lines of JSX without breaking a sweat! The betrayal! The drama! The syntax highlighting!

Every Leadership Team

everyLeadershipTeam | bot-memes, chatbot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] just one more LLM bro. i promise bro just one more LLM and well automate away all our bro. its just a Al chatbot bro. Al and problems please just one more. one more We save another 12 minutes per month brO cmon just give me 9 million processors and well acheive AGI promise bro. bro bro please we just need to build one more

Bad Bot

badBot | bot-memes, chatbot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Help us improve your experience! On a scale of 1 to 5, how satisfied are you with our chatbot? I'm sorry. I don't understand. The survey will now close. 11:56 AM

Ai Generated Memes Are Getting Out Of Hand

aiGeneratedMemesAreGettingOutOfHand | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, try-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, list-memes, for loop-memes, oop-memes, debug-memes, cli-memes, edge-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, div-memes, chatbot-memes, comment-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "I'm basically creating AG -- can't debug a for loop "My app uses cutting-edge ML" - it's it-else statements all the way down AI APPS PROGRAMMER "Our Al can predict the stock "Our chatbot passes the Turing market" - accuracy worse than a test" - its just aPT-3 with extra coin lip steps "We're disrupting the industry" reinvented to- do list app 5,372 "I'm revolutionizing healthcare" -- made a BMI calculator "we don't need comments, the code is self- explanatory" - - spaghetti code nightmare "AI wIll solve climate change" .. can't figure out how to center a div PAIPRODUCT HIVE

The Choice Is Done

theChoiceIsDone | bot-memes, chatbot-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Add a stupid text chatbot Add another useful feature 100MC COMPANY

Russian Bot Farm

russianBotFarm | ide-memes, bot-memes, chatbot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content find . - type f -name chatbot, lang' -exec sed -i 'sBidenHarrisg' () ;

Classic

classic | class-memes, c-memes, bot-memes, chatbot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content this beats any chatbot, change my mind Clipboard 82 Font v fl Febuary A 1 JAN 2 FEB 3 MAR 4 APR 5 MAY 6 JUN 7 JUL B January Febuary Maruary Apruary Mayuary Junuary Juluary Alignme C

Oh, the innocence

Oh, the innocence | programming-memes, program-memes, rest-memes, IT-memes, edge-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, chatbot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Q rlearnprogramming 2 4h learning to create a chatbot Topic I'm new to programming, but I'm interested in creating chatbots and that's why I want to learn. I was told that I should start by creating a rules- based chatbot as it will give me an idea of the fundamentals before going on to create something more complex. Do you guys have an idea where I should get started? Please keep in mind that I have basically zero knowledge of programming right now. Thanks! 1 11 1. Share ProcrammerHumor.io

Seems like most folks here are on the left side of the curve

Seems like most folks here are on the left side of the curve | IT-memes, edge-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, language-memes, chatbot-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ChatGPT through the lens of the Dunning-Kruger effect! 100 1 Wow. ChatGPT is able to answer all my questions. It quickly generates very elaborated answers that are credible and coherent. Finally a chatbot that behaves like a super human. Ready now. Now I understand where the real value of ChatGPT resides. It can definitely give my productivity a boost, but it's important to recognize when it gets things completely wrong. HFS Confidence level in ChatGPT Wait a minute. ChatGPT is powered by a Large Language Model (LLM) which is ultimately a statistical tool used to predict language without understanding it and produce "statistically plausible" answers. 0 Damn. This means that ChatGPT will occasionally generate incorrect answers by unintentionally stitching wrong snippet of information together. Got it. ChatGPT is great when there isn't a precise "right answer". But it cannot be trusted when the answer must be "perfect" to be reliably useful. No knowledge (believe the hype) Knowledge of ChatGPT Enough knowledge (understand the reality)