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Oh, the sacred progression of a developer's affection! Rejecting Frontend? Check. Dismissing Backend? Double check. But Weekend ? Now that's the true engineering paradise where bugs don't exist and deployment deadlines are mythical creatures! The perfect wordplay on "end" reveals our collective truth - we'd rather have two days of freedom than either end of the development stack. The irony? We'll probably spend the weekend debugging anyway.

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The ultimate tech resume flex: listing every framework, library, and tool you've ever glanced at for 0.5 seconds. "Purr" and "ditto" sitting there among TensorFlow and Kubernetes is peak resume padding genius. The real interview starts when you ask recruiters to identify which tech stack items are actually Pokémon names. Spoiler: at least three are. And honestly, with the way new JavaScript libraries pop up daily, who could even tell the difference anymore? Bonus points if you can spot "hadoop" listed twice. Resume padding so aggressive it needed backup.

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