ssl Memes

What's Truly "Insecure" For A Programmer

2 days ago 80.1K views 0 shares

Nothing says "I trust absolutely no one" like seeing a plain HTTP link and immediately thinking about all the ways your data could be harvested, sold, or stolen. That little 'S' in HTTPS isn't just a letter—it's the difference between "my password is probably fine" and "welp, time to change every password I've used since 2011." Seasoned developers don't see HTTP anymore. We just see red flags and a ticket that should've been fixed before the product even launched.

Protection Is Key

Security Webdev Networking Programming

24 days ago 90.6K views 1 shares

The perfect double entendre doesn't exi-- Turns out HTTPS isn't just for websites anymore! That moment when your romantic partner asks if you have "protection" and you smugly whip out your SSL certificate. Because nothing says "I care about security" like encrypting your, uh, data transfers. The secure connection joke hits different when you've spent 12 hours debugging certificate issues. At least someone's getting a proper handshake tonight!

Every Senior Dev's Personal Website

Webdev Security Programming Debugging Frontend

25 days ago 95.9K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the senior developer paradox - can build enterprise-scale distributed systems that handle millions of users, but their personal website? A Firefox security warning because the SSL cert expired three years ago. The computer clock is apparently set to 2025, which is probably when they'll "get around to fixing it this weekend." The same weekend they'll finally finish that side project they started in 2018. At this point, the broken website is basically a badge of honor. "Too busy writing actual code to maintain my own site" is the developer equivalent of a chef who only eats takeout at home.

What's The Protocol For A Situation Like This

Security Webdev Networking Programming

1 month ago 97.6K views 0 shares

What's The Protocol For A Situation Like This

GASP! The HORROR of finding an Airbnb that's just... HTTP?! Not HTTPS?! My security-conscious soul is SHAKING! 😱 Imagine booking a room where your data travels NAKED across the internet without encryption! That's like sending your credit card info on a postcard and hoping nobody reads it! The web development gods are SCREAMING right now! No SSL certificate? In THIS economy?! I'd rather sleep in my car than connect to that Wi-Fi!

Insecure

Security Webdev Networking Programming Frontend

2 months ago 145.2K views 0 shares

The perfect answer to "What screams 'I'm insecure'?" - just a naked HTTP link with no SSL/TLS protection. That poor little protocol is basically walking around the internet without pants on, exposing all its data packets for everyone to see. Security professionals are having heart palpitations right now. Nothing says "please steal my credentials" quite like sending your password over plain HTTP. It's the digital equivalent of writing your bank PIN on a billboard.

The Fight For Aclassless World Continues

Programming

2 months ago 46.7K views 0 shares

theFightForAClasslessWorldContinues | class-memes, ssl-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 00P IS OPIUM OF THE PEOPLE PROGRAMMERS OF THE WORLD, REFACTORI YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT INHERITANCE CHAINS

Another One Escaped The Matrix

Python Linux Backend

2 months ago 104.2K views 0 shares

anotherOneEscapedTheMatrix | developer-memes, python-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, command-memes, git-memes, github-memes, bash-memes, http-memes, ssl-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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Who Needs Sleep Anyway

Debugging

2 months ago 47.7K views 0 shares

whoNeedsSleepAnyway | try-memes, bug-memes, loops-memes, oop-memes, ssl-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content You know.. that bug you tried to fix the whole day? Yes. Thank you for the reminder, I try to sleep here. You should switch the order of the loops, then it should work muglip.com

I Prefer Programming In Runic Scripture

Programming Linux

3 months ago 50.9K views 0 shares

iPreferProgrammingInRunicScripture | programming-memes, coding-memes, code-memes, program-memes, google-memes, ssl-memes, cli-memes, ssh-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Today 9:15 PM do u use google translate to turn your code back to hebrew? or is there a faster way why are you coding in hebrew Read 9:16 PM tst-int (input (SSL: P346-10)) ef TSUSEMIL (LOWN, JUSSL): if LOWJ-Ja-2: for S in ISL return JSS-1SI for S in J'OL: SSSUSU-SSSISUASSSSHE(S return JSSISU perclip. copy (1 US SaL. (SLt.st, IL.4JJ)) THEY HAVE ENGLISH CODING???

How To Fix All Bugs

Debugging Frontend

4 months ago 18.8K views 0 shares

howToFixAllBugs | bugs-memes, bug-memes, ssl-memes, fix-memes, div-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content There is a division by zero bug in BusinessLogic.cp, line 75 Rewriting in Rust will fix all bugs

Convenient Superclass

Java Backend

4 months ago 33.1K views 0 shares

convenientSuperclass | java-memes, management-memes, spring-memes, class-memes, object-memes, ssl-memes, search-memes, ide-memes, cs-memes, framework-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Spring Framework OVERVIEW PACKAGE CLASS HELP SUMMARY: NESTED FIELD CONSTR METHOD USE TREE DEPRECATED INDEX DETAIL: FIELD CONSTR METHOD SEARCH: Search Package org.springframework.aop.framework Class AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean java.lang.Object org.springframework.aop.framework.ProxyConfig org.springframework.aop.framework.AbstractSingletonProxyf All Implemented Interfaces: Serializable , Aware, BeanClassLoaderAware, FactoryBeanObject , InitializingBean Direct Known Subclasses: CacheProxyFactoryBean, TransactionProxyFactoryBean public abstract class AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean extends ProxyConfig implements FactoryBeanObject , BeanClassLoaderAware, InitializingBean Convenient superclass for FactoryBean types that produce singleton-scoped proxy objects. Manages pre- and post-interceptors (references, rather than interceptor names, as in ProxyFactoryBean) and provides consistent interface management. Since: 2.0 Author: Juergen Holler See Also: Serialized Form Field Summary docs.spring.iospring-frameworkdocscu

Thank You Java Garbage Collector