ssl Memes

Protection Is Key
Security Webdev Networking Programming
4 days ago 64.3K views 1 shares
Protection Is Key
The perfect double entendre doesn't exi-- Turns out HTTPS isn't just for websites anymore! That moment when your romantic partner asks if you have "protection" and you smugly whip out your SSL certificate. Because nothing says "I care about security" like encrypting your, uh, data transfers. The secure connection joke hits different when you've spent 12 hours debugging certificate issues. At least someone's getting a proper handshake tonight!

Every Senior Dev's Personal Website
Webdev Security Programming Debugging Frontend
5 days ago 75.4K views 0 shares
Every Senior Dev's Personal Website
Ah yes, the senior developer paradox - can build enterprise-scale distributed systems that handle millions of users, but their personal website? A Firefox security warning because the SSL cert expired three years ago. The computer clock is apparently set to 2025, which is probably when they'll "get around to fixing it this weekend." The same weekend they'll finally finish that side project they started in 2018. At this point, the broken website is basically a badge of honor. "Too busy writing actual code to maintain my own site" is the developer equivalent of a chef who only eats takeout at home.

What's The Protocol For A Situation Like This
Security Webdev Networking Programming
19 days ago 76.4K views 0 shares
What's The Protocol For A Situation Like This
GASP! The HORROR of finding an Airbnb that's just... HTTP?! Not HTTPS?! My security-conscious soul is SHAKING! 😱 Imagine booking a room where your data travels NAKED across the internet without encryption! That's like sending your credit card info on a postcard and hoping nobody reads it! The web development gods are SCREAMING right now! No SSL certificate? In THIS economy?! I'd rather sleep in my car than connect to that Wi-Fi!

Insecure
Security Webdev Networking Programming Frontend
1 month ago 132.5K views 0 shares
Insecure
The perfect answer to "What screams 'I'm insecure'?" - just a naked HTTP link with no SSL/TLS protection. That poor little protocol is basically walking around the internet without pants on, exposing all its data packets for everyone to see. Security professionals are having heart palpitations right now. Nothing says "please steal my credentials" quite like sending your password over plain HTTP. It's the digital equivalent of writing your bank PIN on a billboard.

The Fight For Aclassless World Continues
Programming
1 month ago 32.3K views 0 shares
theFightForAClasslessWorldContinues | class-memes, ssl-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 00P IS OPIUM OF THE PEOPLE PROGRAMMERS OF THE WORLD, REFACTORI YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT INHERITANCE CHAINS

Another One Escaped The Matrix
Python Linux Backend
2 months ago 76.4K views 0 shares
anotherOneEscapedTheMatrix | developer-memes, python-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, command-memes, git-memes, github-memes, bash-memes, http-memes, ssl-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Who Needs Sleep Anyway
Debugging
2 months ago 33.6K views 0 shares
whoNeedsSleepAnyway | try-memes, bug-memes, loops-memes, oop-memes, ssl-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content You know.. that bug you tried to fix the whole day? Yes. Thank you for the reminder, I try to sleep here. You should switch the order of the loops, then it should work muglip.com

I Prefer Programming In Runic Scripture
Programming Linux
2 months ago 37.9K views 0 shares
iPreferProgrammingInRunicScripture | programming-memes, coding-memes, code-memes, program-memes, google-memes, ssl-memes, cli-memes, ssh-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Today 9:15 PM do u use google translate to turn your code back to hebrew? or is there a faster way why are you coding in hebrew Read 9:16 PM tst-int (input (SSL: P346-10)) ef TSUSEMIL (LOWN, JUSSL): if LOWJ-Ja-2: for S in ISL return JSS-1SI for S in J'OL: SSSUSU-SSSISUASSSSHE(S return JSSISU perclip. copy (1 US SaL. (SLt.st, IL.4JJ)) THEY HAVE ENGLISH CODING???

How To Fix All Bugs
Debugging Frontend
3 months ago 14.5K views 0 shares
howToFixAllBugs | bugs-memes, bug-memes, ssl-memes, fix-memes, div-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content There is a division by zero bug in BusinessLogic.cp, line 75 Rewriting in Rust will fix all bugs

Convenient Superclass
Java Backend
4 months ago 27.1K views 0 shares
convenientSuperclass | java-memes, management-memes, spring-memes, class-memes, object-memes, ssl-memes, search-memes, ide-memes, cs-memes, framework-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Spring Framework OVERVIEW PACKAGE CLASS HELP SUMMARY: NESTED FIELD CONSTR METHOD USE TREE DEPRECATED INDEX DETAIL: FIELD CONSTR METHOD SEARCH: Search Package org.springframework.aop.framework Class AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean java.lang.Object org.springframework.aop.framework.ProxyConfig org.springframework.aop.framework.AbstractSingletonProxyf All Implemented Interfaces: Serializable , Aware, BeanClassLoaderAware, FactoryBeanObject , InitializingBean Direct Known Subclasses: CacheProxyFactoryBean, TransactionProxyFactoryBean public abstract class AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean extends ProxyConfig implements FactoryBeanObject , BeanClassLoaderAware, InitializingBean Convenient superclass for FactoryBean types that produce singleton-scoped proxy objects. Manages pre- and post-interceptors (references, rather than interceptor names, as in ProxyFactoryBean) and provides consistent interface management. Since: 2.0 Author: Juergen Holler See Also: Serialized Form Field Summary docs.spring.iospring-frameworkdocscu

Thank You Java Garbage Collector
Java Backend
4 months ago 13.0K views 0 shares
thankYouJavaGarbageCollector | java-memes, ssl-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content LaurieWired lauriewired 1h Have you thanked the Java Garbage Collector recently? Jesslyn a I'm from the island of Java, Indonesia. 1 am the Java Garbage Collector. 9 14 17 51 482 til 9.5K I

Handy Chart For Hhtprequest Methods
Linux Testing Frontend Backend
4 months ago 37.6K views 0 shares
handyChartForHHTPRequestMethods | server-memes, test-memes, data-memes, date-memes, http-memes, ssl-memes, url-memes, cli-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, header-memes, tunnel-memes, tcp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content GET POST PUT DELETE PATCH HEAD OPTIONS TRACE CONNECT HTTP Request Methods trieves data or resource from a specified URL. It is used to retrieve information mactual methods ver. It is used to send data to be essed by the server. It often results in the creation of a new resource on the server. dates the existing resource with the new data. It replaces the entire resource or eates it if it does not exist. letes the specified resource from the server. artially updates the existing resource with the provided data. PATCH request Des not create a new resource if the specified resource does not exist on the rver. trieve onlv the headers of a response. It is used to check the status or headers Of ch or Retrieve the allowed methods and other information of the specified re ource. Th TRACE method echoes back the received request to the client, allowing clients tc inspect the request and see any modifications or additions made by ermediaries. It is mainly used for the diagnostic purposes. nverts the request connection to a transparent TCPIP tunnel, commonly used r establishing secure SSLTLS connections through proxies. TestKarts.com