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Content LKL.js Running Linux Kernel on JavaScript Directly View on GitHub LKL.js: Running Linux Kernel on JavaScript Directly LKL.js is Linux Kernel Library ported to JavaScript using Emscripten. Unlike JSLinux, LKL.js includes a Linux kernel fully written in JavaScript and runs without emulators. For more details, read my blog pOSt LKL. just boots Linux kernel and still completely useless. It shows how Emscripten is powerful and how Linux kernel is flexible. Demo LKL.js requires SharedArrayBuffer for thread support. SharedArrayBuffer is disabled by default due to Spectre mitigation in Mozilla Firefox. Please enable it. (javascript.options.sharedmemory in Mozilla Firefox) The link below is boot.js demo site. https:retrage.github.iolk-jsboot.html Downloads

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Content There's a repo on Github containing some scripts used by a tech employee that his coworkers discovered after he left the company. Here's a summary of his shenanigans: xxx: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something - anything - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xXx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy" xxx: You're gonna love this xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login. xxx: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help", "trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am. xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xxx: holy sht I'm keeping those Reply 4 10.3k J

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