A Full-Stack Developer

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Content IF ONLY GYM WORKOUTS WERE AS EASY AS INSTALLING PYTHON PACKAGES pip install six-pack Before After

Content Corey Quinn QuinnyPig: 6h If I do a " git pull' on elastic's Logstash repository, it pulls down 113.16 MiB from GitHub. Fully 66MB of that is a binary WAR file erroneously committed to git in 2013. That's right. Over half of every transfer of that wildly popular repo is a file some moron messed up. 9 19 1751 407 Corey Quinn QuinnyPig Who was that moron? Me. It was entirely me. I just discovered this in a chat with jordansissel. Oopsie. commit e178383d27422d90718ee7436619fb36731fdd82 Author: Corey Quinn coreysequestered.net Date: Sun Feb 24 22:01:42 2013 -0800 Remove large binary because I'm foolish commit fd93322c903a49febe8ad454c9e03a7e86327389 Author: Corey Quinn cquinnsoap.epicquinn.net Date: Sun Feb 24 21:49:32 2013 -0800 Initial packaging work for deb building

The modern developer's nightmare spelled out in logos - RETARD : R eact, E xpress, T ailwind, A WS, R edis, D eno. Someone at marketing definitely got fired for not checking the acronym before approving this stack. Imagine the CTO's face during the presentation: "Our revolutionary RETARD stack will disrupt the industry!" *awkward silence* *single cough from the back row* The irony is that individually, these are actually decent technologies. Together? Career suicide in your next standup meeting.

Content Beth DeBold elizaaudacis My hotel room in London comes with a duck and like...I don't need a duck, but the card says "this duck is yours to take home and join you on your future travels" and yes I am fully aware that this is manipulative capitalism at its finest but I CAN'T JUST LEAVE EDWIN HELLO, I'M EDWIN

Nothing says "celebration" quite like watching your SQLite database successfully open while ASCII art champagne pops in your terminal. The raylib initialization loading right after is just *chef's kiss* - because who needs Times Square when you've got platform backend confirmations? Someone spent their New Year's Eve coding and decided to make their console output festive. The dedication to draw a champagne bottle in ASCII characters while simultaneously initializing a graphics library is the kind of energy that separates the "I'll start my side project tomorrow" crowd from the "it's 11:59 PM and I'm shipping features" crowd. Real talk though: if your New Year celebration involves mandatory raylib modules loading, you're either incredibly dedicated to your craft or you need better friends. Possibly both.