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Content After thousands of applications, I just accepted an offer from a McFAANG company! Shitpost Don't want to specify which one, but I'm super excited to finally be working at a top tier McFAANG company! I will be in a Forward Deployed Food Engineering Specialist role! Some of my job responsibilities include: Building ETL pipelines to extract frozen patties from the FREEZER database and transforming them into ready made burgers Deriving insights and analysis on client orders from the cash register Managing real-time NoSQL (No Salt Queue Layer) deployments for french fry processing Maintaining high-throughput IO operations at drive-through queuing interface while ensuring sub-60-second response times Implementing mission-critical data cleaning protocols using proprietary mop-based algorithms Debugging ice cream machines I'm extremely excited to receive a base TC of over 280k (per decade) for my first job out of college! If anyone wants some tips or tricks, feel free to ask

HONEY, HOLD MY COFFEE! The absolute AUDACITY of returning a 200 OK status while simultaneously screaming "an error occurred" in the response body! 💀 It's like telling someone "Your application is PERFECT!" while secretly setting their server on fire. At least the 500 error has the decency to admit it's having a breakdown, and the 400 acknowledges you messed up. But this? This is pure CHAOS wrapped in a SUCCESS wrapper! Whoever designed this API deserves a special place in developer hell where all their Git commits mysteriously disappear and their IDE randomly changes to Comic Sans.

Content You take a computer science course You prepare competitive coding for interviews You get into a company with job description "Software Engineer" You work on excel spreadsheet for the rest of your life

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Content Harvey Green, Software Developer 2k upvotes by Elazar Leibovich, Bulat Bochkariov, Spencer Chan, Shreyas Panduranga, (more) Thank you for playing Wing Commander? C:Nuc1 This is from an anecdote by Ken Demarest, one of the original developers who worked on Wing Commander I on the PC... ... we were getting an exception from our EMM386 memory manager when we exited the game. We'd clear the screen and a single line would print out, something like "EMM386 Memory manager error. Blah blah blah." We had to ship ASAP. So I hex edited the error in the memory manager itself to read "Thank you for playing Wing Commander!" Written 21 Oct, 2012. 86,862 views.

Content mcC mcclure111 Follow v In C we don't say "Missing asterisk" we say "error C2664: 'void std.:vectorblock,std.allocatorTy.push back(const block )': cannot convert argument 1 from 'std:: Vector iteratorstd:: Vector valstd:: Si mpletypes block' to 'block '" and i think that's beautiful 4:30 PM - 1 Jun 2018 292 Retweets 926 Likes 20 17 292 926