A Full-Stack Developer

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9 months ago 229,840 views 2 shares

A Full-Stack Developer

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The medieval monstrosity perfectly captures what it feels like to be a full-stack developer. You're simultaneously playing a beautiful frontend melody while your backend is a bizarre creature with a face for a butt that's tooting out server responses. One minute you're crafting pixel-perfect CSS, the next you're debugging why your database queries are producing hot garbage. No wonder full-stack devs wear funny hats—it's the only way to maintain sanity while straddling two completely different worlds!

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