Write Once, Regret Everywhere

Cross-platform Programming languages Jvm Write once run anywhere performance Operating systems

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Write Once, Regret Everywhere

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Ah, the "write once, run anywhere" Java promise gets absolutely skewered here. Sure, Java's cross-platform compatibility is technically impressive, but at what cost? Bloated JVMs, memory-hungry applications, and that unmistakable sluggishness that makes every developer silently weep while waiting for their IDE to load. Just because something can run everywhere doesn't automatically make it a blessing to humanity. It's like bragging about a universal adapter that weighs 10 pounds and requires its own suitcase.

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