We Are Gonna Make It

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If programming languages were weapons of choice, this is what we'd all be carrying. C++ is basically that Swiss Army knife with 500 functions you'll never use but can't throw away. JavaScript? Those kitchen scissors that somehow cut everything except what you actually need them for. Python gets the chainsaw because it chops through problems with brute simplicity (until you hit a threading issue). Meanwhile, Assembly programmers are performing surgery with precision scalpels because they're controlling every single byte like the control freaks they are. And then there's Visual Basic... literally just a spoon. Not even a sharp spoon. The kind of tool you give to the intern who can't be trusted with anything dangerous. The real joke? We're all still getting paid to use these ridiculous tools to build things that somehow run the entire world. Sleep tight!

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The most romantic words ever spoken: a for loop. When your code is so broken that you need to whisper sweet iterations into someone's ear. Nothing says "I'm desperate" quite like needing help with basic array traversal. That moment when Stack Overflow is down and you have to resort to actual human interaction. The real tragedy? She probably knows a more efficient O(log n) solution but he's too stubborn to ask for it directly.