Start A Refactor, Your Original Code Was Better

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Start A Refactor, Your Original Code Was Better

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Ah, the classic refactoring skateboard trick that ends with a face plant. You start with perfectly working code that might be a bit messy, but hey—it works! Then some architecture astronaut decides it needs to be "cleaner" and "more maintainable." Six design patterns and three abstraction layers later, you've got a beautiful codebase that crashes in production. The original spaghetti might've been ugly, but at least it didn't fall down the stairs while trying to look cool in front of the junior devs.

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