To All You Java Enjoyers Out There Why Do You Do This

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To All You Java Enjoyers Out There Why Do You Do This

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Java developers writing 47 lines of boilerplate code just to store a boolean value is the programming equivalent of a corporate trust exercise. On the left we have the "proper" Java way with getters, setters, and enough ceremony to make the Queen jealous. On the right? Just a public boolean. Both accomplish exactly the same thing, but Java purists will fight to the death defending why their version is "enterprise-ready." It's like ordering a coffee and getting handed a 20-page legal document explaining the coffee-drinking experience you're about to have.

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