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Ah, the classic race condition joke that haunts every multi-threaded developer's nightmares! Thread 1: "knock knock" Thread 2: "who's there?" Thread 1: "race condition" But in reality, it executes as: "knock knock" "race condition" "who's there?" The punchline arrives before the setup—just like that bug that only appears in production at 3 AM when you're finally getting some sleep. Concurrency: where the answer might show up before you've even asked the question.

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The classic tech industry bait-and-switch! Job listings be like "We need you to master the entire Microsoft stack, Java ecosystem, and three forgotten XML technologies from 2003" but once you're hired it's just "Hey can you fix this button alignment on the login page?" The disconnect between the encyclopedic knowledge they demand in interviews versus the mundane reality of day-to-day work is the tech industry's greatest magic trick. Meanwhile, the seniors who can't remember half those acronyms are designing the architecture while you're debugging CSS.