To All You Java Enjoyers Out There Why Do You Do This

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Content Kyle Shook 4 elyktrix Deleting Android Studio. 1. Kyle Shook4 elyktrix - 18h Installing Android Studio. Wish me luck. ProdrammerHumor.io

Content OOP WENT TOO FAR CODE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE FACTORIES YEARS OF OBJECT CLASS DIAGRAMMING yet NO REAL-WORLD IMPROVEMENTS FOUND for COMPLEX SYSTEMS Want collections of named properties? We had a tool for that: It was called a STRUCT "Yes, please marshall the response into a Data TransferObject and create getters and setters for every property" - Statements dreamed by the utterly Deranged "Hey, I'd like to know where this value comes from. Sure, JUST FIND THE GETTER OF THE Constants CLASS WHICH IS ACTUALLY INHERITED FROM BaseConstants WHICH IS INJECTED FROM.. AbstractJavaFinalSerializedFactory????? public enum PizzaStatus ( public boolean sOrderedO s READY (2) public boolean isReady0) ( enum methods????? ?????????????? Enterprise software developers have played us for absolute fools ProarammerHumor.io

Content Salvatore dested I didn't make the code any faster but atleast it's a lot more confusing now 11:42 PM . 13 Oct 21 . Twitter for Android I View Tweet activity

Content Rachit Mishra rachitex I feel like the internet has given me such unrealistic expectations for my software development career. For example, getting heavily paid. 2:33 PM 29 May 19 Twitter for Android