Pfeww Almost Ran Out Of Memory There

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Pfeww Almost Ran Out Of Memory There

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OH. MY. GOD. That memory graph is the DRAMA I live for! 💅 Look at that beautiful dip when the garbage collector swoops in like a memory-saving superhero! Your program was about to have a complete meltdown with memory usage climbing to the STRATOSPHERE, and then BAM! Java's garbage collector shows up fashionably late to the party and clears all that unused object trash. The relief is PALPABLE. It's like watching the most satisfying pimple-popping video but for your RAM. Your application was literally ONE function call away from throwing the tantrum of the century with an OutOfMemoryError! SAVED. BY. THE. BELL. ✨

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