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Make Your Own Joke

oop Joker Encapsulation Class design Private variables Setter methods

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1 year ago 479,995 views 0 shares

Make Your Own Joke

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Look at this beautiful encapsulation—a private joke that can only be accessed through a setter method. And just like real programmer humor, if you need it explained, "you wouldn't get it." The irony is perfect: a class called Meme with a private Joke that needs to be set explicitly, much like how the best programming jokes require insider knowledge that can't be easily transferred. The Joker knows what's up—some jokes just don't compile in everyone's mental runtime.

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