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Content PYTHON JAVA THIS IS PLAGIARISM. YOU CAN'T JUST "IMPORT ESSAY." I'M TWO PAGES IN AND I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ASSEMBLY DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO REDEFINE EVERY WORD IN THE ENGUSH LANGUAGE? THIS IS GREAT, BUT YOU FORGOT TO ADD A NULL TERMINATOR NOW I'M JUST READING GARBAGE. C UNIX SHELL I ASKED FOR ONE COPY, NOT FOUR HUNDRED, I DON'T HAVE PERMISSION TO READ THIS. LATEX YOUR PAPER MAKES NO GODDAMN SENSE, BUT IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER LAD EYES ON. HIML THIS IS A FLOWER POT

Oh honey, you thought this was about SPEED? *dramatic hair flip* The top panel shows a cute little race between programming languages, but the REAL competition is in the bottom panel where your code gets ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISHED by errors that come out of NOWHERE! Your precious Python with its indentation errors? TRAGIC. Java throwing NullPointerExceptions like confetti at a parade? DEVASTATING. And don't even get me STARTED on JavaScript with its NPM install drama - it's like watching a dumpster fire in slow motion while someone plays the violin! The universe doesn't care which language is faster when your code is busy IMPLODING on itself! The real winner is the bug that makes you question your entire career choice at 3AM!

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Content Python and Java programmers: So do you use semicolons or not? JavaScript: Well yes, but actually no

Content Hibame14 3 Translated from Japanese by Google A pleasant headache comes at an early stage when you touch js 12:33 PM Aug 26, 2019 Twitter for Android