This One Sparks Joy

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This One Sparks Joy

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The wordplay between "Jav" and "Java" is the programming equivalent of finding a semicolon bug after four hours of debugging. One is a category of Japanese adult content (sparking joy for some), while the other is the verbose programming language that makes you write public static void main(String[] args) just to print "Hello World" (definitely not sparking joy). The Marie Kondo-inspired format perfectly captures the existential dread felt when inheriting a legacy Java codebase with 17 design patterns per function.

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