This One Sparks Joy

Content HTC says keyboard ads were an error. Terminats 1 day ago android (twitter) 92 upvoted ATC twitter https:twitter.comHTCUKstatus886867878594699264 11.2k points 1050 comments Vortico 14216 points 1 day ago G Whoops, I accidentally inserted 350 lines of code across some java and xml files and linked a vendor's library and when my hand slipped I accidentally registered API keys and inserted them into the metadata of the program, and when it went to code review and production release, they accidentally accepted it and uploaded it to their distribution server.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of programming language tribalism captured in one devastating image! 💅 Two kingdoms separated by a river of PURE HATRED, each convinced their programming language is heaven-sent while the other is LITERAL GARBAGE. "Our blessed syntax" vs "Their barbarous indentation rules" - as if your semicolons make you ROYALTY, honey! 👑 The AUDACITY of calling your debugging "heroic" while dismissing others as having "brutish quick fixes" is sending me to another dimension! We're all just trying to make computers do things without crying, yet here we are, building FORTRESSES around our precious language choices! Sweetie, your "noble design patterns" and their "backward legacy code" are probably both going to be obsolete in five years anyway. The drama! The delusion! I can't even! 💁‍♀️

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Content thecoziestboi 7h Noted. I'll keep that in mind! I noticed CC are quite popular within software engineering. All the 3 languages related in a sense? 4 1 1 SftwEngr 7h They are related in that they all manipulate memory using DSA. C and C are cousins and C is that weird uncle who always gets drunk at Thanksqiving and touches you inappropriately. He married your obese Aunt Java who never stops talking. 14 J

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Content What's inside the Sun? 120- -50 110 40 100 90 -30 80- 70 -20 May be a giant computer that runs Java