Java: Making Things Suck Since 1995

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Content Which language is best, C, C, Python or Java? Andrea Ferro, Knows a few programming languages. Learning a fe... Answered January 7, 2015 If you are writing an operating system, I suggest you use C. If you are writing a very complex application where execution speed is extremely important, I suggest you use C. If time to market is key, but execution speed is not important, I suggest you use python. If your boss told you: "do it in Java or you are fired" I suggest you use Java and look for a better workplace. 104.5k views View Upvoters ProdrammerHumor.io

Ah, the classic "six-month Python guru" ambition that lasted approximately five minutes. This is the programming equivalent of saying "I'm going to get abs this year" while ordering a large pizza. The punchline hits harder than a Java NullPointerException - dude abandoned Python faster than people close Stack Overflow tabs after finding their answer. The 120 upvotes on "I switched to Java" is just the chef's kiss of collective programmer schadenfreude.

The look of pure existential dread when you're forced to name your variables in Java. What started as a simple "client" spiraled into that monstrosity of a name because some architect decided every single responsibility needs to be in the variable name. This is what happens after 7 years of "clean code" seminars and too many design patterns. Meanwhile in Python land, they're just using "c" and moving on with their lives.

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Ah yes, the true enemy of developer productivity - waiting for Gradle builds. Everything else zips by in seconds, but then Gradle shows up with its "13h 28m 0s" like it's compiling the entire internet. This is why senior devs have developed the ancient art of "coffee fetching" and "strategic meetings" that mysteriously coincide with build times. The real reason we all have 32GB of RAM isn't for those fancy IDEs - it's just to convince Gradle to maybe finish before retirement.