Java: Making Things Suck Since 1995

Content Tawanda. C towernter Programmers are gods, they create things but they have to consult other gods. 18:14 09 Mar 20 Twitter for Android

Ah, the language war in coffee mug form. The punchline here is that Java programmers need glasses because they don't "C#" (see sharp). Classic programming dad joke that hits harder after your fourth cup of coffee and fifteenth NullPointerException of the day. It's the kind of mug you hide when clients visit but secretly cherish when debugging legacy code at 11pm. The irony is that most of us need glasses regardless of our language preference—staring at poorly indented code for a decade will do that to anyone.

Content "JAVASCRIPT IS NOT STRESSFUL AT ALL" - BRAYDEN, 25

Content Programmer I think I forgot something. Programmer Yeah, you're right. Compiler if you forgot, then it wasn't important. Exit statement to recursive function

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Content SAYING JAVA IS GOOD BECAUSE IT WORKS ON ALL OPERATING SYSTEMS IS LIKE SAYING ANAL SEX IS GOOD BECAUSE IT WORKS ON ALL GENDERS MEMESIL CON