Java In 2025: If It Compiles, Don't Update It

production version control Technical debt Software development Legacy code Enterprise If it works don't touch it Backwards compatibility Java updates

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Java In 2025: If It Compiles, Don't Update It

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The rest of the world celebrates as Java marches forward to version 25, while our hero sits smugly at a café, sipping his drink, completely unbothered about upgrading from Java 8. Why fix what isn't broken? Enterprise developers know the secret sauce of software stability: never touch a working production environment. Meanwhile, the Java community is out there having a parade for features they'll probably never use. That's the beauty of legacy systems – they outlive the developers who built them, the managers who approved them, and possibly several civilizations.

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