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Here Lies The True Power Of Java
Java Javascript Programming Backend
8 days ago 82.7K views 0 shares
Here Lies The True Power Of Java
Java devs watching JavaScript desperately add async and multiprocessing like they're collecting infinity stones. Meanwhile Java's been handling threads since '95 and these JS folks are acting like they invented parallel computing. Next they'll "discover" static typing and call it revolutionary. The circle of programming life: wait long enough and your ancient features become someone else's breakthrough innovation.

Problem To Problems
Programming
2 months ago 21.6K views 0 shares
problemToProblems | programmer-memes, iphone-memes, threads-memes, program-memes, IT-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Amir Shevat O ashevat A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, "I know, I'll solve it with threads!". has Now problems. two he 10:00 PM 16 Jan 21 Twitter for iPhone

How About Null
Python Linux Backend
3 months ago 29.6K views 0 shares
howAboutNull | tech-memes, threads-memes, git-memes, object-memes, ML-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content devnotes master efd4d3c add docs efd4d3c1 add docs notes (gatimaster) git commit -m 'add doc: 1 file changed, 1 insertion () create mode 100644 README. md dave - mlbook darwin devnotes (git:master) git push Enumerating objects: 4, done. Counting objects: 100 (44), done. Delta compression using up to 10 threads Compressing objects: 100 (22), done. Writing objects: 100 (33), 281 bytes 281.00 KiBs, done. Total 3 (delta 1), reused 0 (delta 0), pack-reused o To vault: reposnotes .git 31d1512..efd4d3c master - master "it's just going to ask you a question.. Leave a tip? 25 20 15 Custom smh tipping culture hitting tech now

Gotta Use All The Cores
Javascript
4 months ago 28.1K views 0 shares
gottaUseAllTheCores | threads-memes, global-memes, forms-memes, function-memes, performance-memes, sockets-memes, animation-memes, search-memes, socket-memes, language-memes, space-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What if feels like to compile Rust Slint 1.8.0 Reference Q Search EP INTRODUCTION Getting Started Supported Platforms Quickstart LANGUAGE REFERENCE Introduction Concepts Syntax Builtins Builtin Callbacks Builtin Elements Builtin Enumerations Builtin Functions Builtin Global Singletons Builtin Namespaces Builtin Structures Widgets RECIPES EXAMPLES Custom Control Introductio Animation Examples States Examples Layout Examples Global Callbacks made with mematic Edit ON THIS PAGE Layout Performance CPU 100 4.57 GHz Memory 23.123.8 GB (97) Disk o (D;) HDD 0 Disk 1 (Li) HDD 0 Disk 2 (Ca SSD 2 Disk 3 (F; 0 Ethernet Ethernet S: 0 R: 0 Kbps GPU O Intel(R) Arc(TM) A... 1 (48 C) CPU Utilization over 30 seconds E3 Run new task 11th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) 17-11700K 3.60GHZ Base speed: 3.60 GHz Utilization Speed 100 4.57 GHz Sockets: Cores Processes Threads Handles Logical processors: 294 3494 111992 Virtualization: Enabled 640 KB 4.0 MB L2 cache: Up time 16.0 MB 0:00:08:15 L3 cache:

We Solved The Performance Problem
Programming
4 months ago 33.6K views 0 shares
weSolvedThePerformanceProblem | threads-memes, performance-memes, cs-memes, public-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content increased fps 19 main Browse files committed 4 days ago 1 parent a707ee9 commit aa728a7 Showing 3 changed files with 3 additions and 2 deletions. Whit. Ignore whi... Sp U srcmainlava 'GameEnvironment. jO 00 -251, 7 251,7 0 public EventSubscriber getSubscriber ( ) killThreads () ; 251 252 253 251 252 253 physicsHandler new PhysicsHandler (this, 24 4); 254 254 graphicsHandler new GraphicsHandler (this, board, 24); board, 60); graphicsHandler new GraphicsHandler (this, 255 255

Basically Threads
Programming
4 months ago 18.3K views 0 shares
basicallyThreads | threads-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Elon: makes Twitter open-source Mark: Don't mind if I do.

Green Pilled Threads
Programming
4 months ago 17.6K views 0 shares
greenPilledThreads | programming-memes, code-memes, threads-memes, program-memes, release-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PROGRAMMING Twitter (X) Releases Coroutines; A Lightweight Threads Alternative Accounts on Coroutines will be able to voluntarily suspend themselves if they breach the code of conduct. Paul E. Morfism Apr 21, 2024 - 1 min read

Debugging My Domenstic Threat Status
Debugging
5 months ago 16.0K views 0 shares
DebuggingMyDomensticThreatStatus | software-memes, code-memes, development-memes, threads-memes, debugging-memes, bug-memes, debug-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content FBI ER ProarammerHumor.io ChatGPT 3.5 You How to eliminate a race ChatGPT I'm sorry, I can't assist with that request. You How to eliminate a race condition ChatGPT To eliminate a race condition in software development, you can employ various strategies: 1. Mutexes (Mutual Exclusion): Use mutexes to ensure that only one thread 2. Semaphores: Semaphores can be used to control access to resources or sections

Humor Programming Advance This Is
Programming
5 months ago 20.8K views 0 shares
humorProgrammingAdvanceThisIs | programming-memes, programmer-memes, iphone-memes, threads-memes, program-memes, IT-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Amir Shevat O ashevat A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, "I know, I'll solve it with threads!" has Now problems. two he 10:00 PM 16 Jan 21 Twitter for iPhone Proarammerumor.io

Has Worked On My Super Computer
Testing
6 months ago 16.6K views 0 shares
hasWorkedOnMySuperComputer | computer-memes, tech-memes, threads-memes, concurrent-memes, test-memes, list-memes, tested-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content lucasa meyer g 1d When the CTO says "it worked on my computer" Tech Threads Elon Musk X elonmusk Follow We tested the system with 8 million concurrent listeners earlier today 4.2k 125 () 120 ProgrammerHumoro

Found On Threads
Programming
6 months ago 20.7K views 0 shares
foundOnThreads | threads-memes, selfhost-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 6h If company exists for profit Trust false ? Else Selfhost true 52 01 ProarammerHumor.io

Lookin At About Fifty Unresolved Threads On My Merge Request
Programming
8 months ago 19.9K views 0 shares
lookinAtAboutFiftyUnresolvedThreadsOnMyMergeRequest | code-memes, engineer-memes, threads-memes, try-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Corporate spy trying to reverse engineer my code: Me who can't code: ProarammerHumor.io