Guys Only Want One Thing: Exit Code 0

Code quality Clean code Compilation Developer satisfaction Exit code 0 Test driven development
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Guys Only Want One Thing: Exit Code 0
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The tweet starts with "guys literally only want one thing and it's f***ing disgusting" - but plot twist! It's not what you think. The "one thing" is actually seeing all your tests pass with zero errors and warnings, with that beautiful "exit code 0" that makes developers feel things no human relationship ever could.

That green progress bar and "22307 tests passed" is basically developer porn. Nothing quite matches the dopamine rush of code that works flawlessly after hours of debugging hell. Who needs relationships when your Java compilation succeeds without a single complaint?

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