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Senior devs dancing around after wrapping every simple function in AbstractFactoryBuilderManagerProxyStrategyObserverAdapterDecoratorFacade classes because "it's more maintainable." They've successfully transformed a 10-line feature into a sprawling architecture that requires a PhD to understand. The junior dev just wanted to add a button, but now they're navigating through FactoryFactory classes and wondering if they accidentally opened the Java Enterprise codebase. The real kicker? When someone asks "why is this so complicated?" they'll respond with "well, what if we need to scale this to support multiple button types in the future?" Spoiler: they won't. The button will do exactly one thing for the next 5 years, but at least it's "enterprise-ready" and follows SOLID principles so hard it became LIQUID.