What Is Java? It's Lava!

Content Jameson Lopp lopp Lawmakers are crappy coders. They don't KISS. They don't write tests. They deploy directly to prod. They rarely peer review code. They don't garbage collect unused routines. They continue heaping complexity upon complexity until the system collapses under its own weight. 6:18 AM Aug 3, 2021 Twitter for Android ProdrammerHumor.io

The eternal duality of Java: a programming language for some, an actual island for others. The poor programmer on the left is having an existential crisis because they're trapped in a world of semicolons, verbose syntax, and AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBeans . Meanwhile, the cheerful Indonesian is just enjoying the view of their beautiful country where Java is, you know, an actual place people live. The programmer's soul is being crushed by dependency injection while the tourist's biggest concern is probably which beach to visit next. Talk about perspective!

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