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What Is Java? It's Lava!

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What Is Java? It's Lava!

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The Java logo is just a cup of coffee until you've spent 16 hours debugging a NullPointerException. Then it becomes what it truly is—a bucket of lava that burns your entire codebase to the ground. Minecraft players nodding in agreement right now.

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