I Am The Upgrade

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I Am The Upgrade

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Microsoft's favorite child flexing on its older sibling. C# swaggering in with its modern features, garbage collection that actually works, and not making you write 20 lines of boilerplate just to print "Hello World". Meanwhile, Java's still over there pretending verbosity is a feature, not a bug. The language war that never ends, but we all know which one we'd rather use for a new project when the boss isn't looking.

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