I Am The Upgrade

Programming languages Language wars Language rivalry Boilerplate Dotnet Verbosity

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I Am The Upgrade

java-memes, csharp-memes, microsoft-memes, programming-languages-memes, language-wars-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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