More Features Not Always Means A Better Product

When your IoT fridge gets pwned and starts ordering 500 pounds of expired yogurt, maybe—just maybe—we didn't need it connected to the internet in the first place. The team brings up totally reasonable security concerns like "stop using password 1234" and "keep critical infrastructure offline," but nah, let's focus on whether our refrigerator can reach sauna temperatures instead.

Classic case of feature creep meets security nightmare. Someone in product management thought "what if the fridge could heat food too?" while completely ignoring that their authentication is weaker than a wet paper bag. The guy getting defenestrated had the audacity to suggest maybe we shouldn't add more attack vectors to kitchen appliances. Rookie mistake—everyone knows you get promoted for adding features, not for preventing disasters.

Fun fact: The average smart fridge has more computing power than the Apollo 11 guidance computer, yet somehow can't figure out that milk expires. Priorities, people.