Gigabyte's GPU design philosophy is the hardware equivalent of putting racing stripes on a car with a broken muffler. "Let's create the most sophisticated cooling system known to mankind with vapor chambers and massive heatsinks... and then slap on fans that sound like a Boeing 747 taking off in your living room."
The irony of engineering a "quiet gaming" solution only to sabotage it with minimum fan speeds that could drown out a metal concert is just *chef's kiss*. It's like building a stealth fighter jet with a built-in boombox.