Well, At Least I Don't Have To Worry About Fur

The sphinx cat sprawled across the PC case is the physical embodiment of every developer's code after a brutal refactoring session. Stripped of all its unnecessary fluff, optimized to the bone, and somehow still functioning despite looking like it's been through digital hell. The cat's expression screams "I may not be pretty, but I'm efficient" – which is exactly what we tell ourselves after removing 200 lines of legacy code and replacing it with a cryptic one-liner that nobody (including future you) will understand. The cooling vents are right there, because nothing says "high-performance computing" like a hairless creature blocking your airflow.