The Literal State Of Nvidia Drivers Lately

When your microcontroller doesn't explode but you're still suspicious... That's embedded systems for you! These brave souls are out here writing code where a single misplaced bit can turn your smart toaster into a small fire hazard. The constant fear of setting a power pin high when it should be low is the embedded programmer's version of Russian roulette. No smoke today? That's not reassurance—that's just the calm before the electrical storm. The hardware isn't working? Good. The hardware is working? Suspicious .

The eternal AMD vs Intel debate takes a spicy turn here. The joke is that this person "regrets" buying AMD... but look at that absolute unit of a GPU taking up half the case. That GIGABYTE GeForce RTX is so thicc it's basically a space heater with gaming capabilities. The irony? AMD CPUs have been crushing it lately with better price-to-performance ratios and lower power consumption, while Intel has been playing catch-up. But sure, blame the CPU when your GPU is probably pulling 350W and cooking your room to a toasty 85°F. The real regret should be not buying a bigger case or investing in better airflow. That GPU is literally living rent-free in there, hogging all the space and power budget. Your electricity bill called—it wants its money back.

First we had "Jesus has risen" for Easter. Now we have "Jesus has RYZEN" because apparently the son of God upgraded to AMD processors. The divine computing power to run the universe's simulation requires nothing less than a high-end CPU. Bet heaven's render farm makes your gaming rig look like a pocket calculator. And you thought your server resurrection after a crash was impressive.

Nothing screams "technically accurate benchmark testing" like comparing your laptop's battery life to your failed relationship. This guy just created the most relatable unit of measurement in tech history—the "ex-girlfriend duration." The perfect 5-star review doesn't just evaluate specs—it absolutely destroys someone named Supriya in the process. Touchpad responsiveness: excellent. Two-way communication: superior to ex. Fingerprint recognition: exclusive access guaranteed (unlike someone's loyalty, apparently). This is what happens when you let heartbroken engineers write product reviews. The laptop gets 5 stars, Supriya gets -1, and 156 people found his emotional damage "helpful."

Ah yes, the classic Microsoft experience. A beefy gaming rig that could probably simulate the heat death of the universe, but Windows 11 is like "nah, I'll pass." The real system requirement they don't tell you about is a virgin sacrifice under the full moon while Bill Gates watches through your webcam. That Threadripper could calculate pi to the last digit before your McDonald's order is ready, but Microsoft's TPM requirement says "best I can do is Windows 10."

Someone took the Norwegian flag and turned it into a digital logic circuit tutorial. Starting with the basic flag (NORWAY), they progressively added logic gates: AND gate (ANDWAY), XOR gate (XORWAY), NAND gate (NANDWAY), XNOR gate (XNORWAY), and finally NOT gate (NOTWAY). It's the kind of dad joke that makes you groan and laugh simultaneously. The puns are terrible, the execution is flawless, and somewhere a computer science professor is definitely adding this to their next lecture on boolean algebra. Norway's tourism board probably didn't see this coming when they designed their flag.