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Groundbreaking GPU Analysis
Hardware Math
11 days ago 84.9K views 0 shares
Groundbreaking GPU Analysis
Ah yes, the highly scientific comparison between AMD and NVIDIA where the only metric is... *checks notes*... the number in the product name. Groundbreaking research showing that 6900 is indeed larger than 3090. Next up: shocking revelation that RTX 4090 absolutely destroys both in this revolutionary benchmark. Hardware enthusiasts in shambles right now.

Too Afraid To Ask About LLM Benchmarks
AI Programming Testing
18 days ago 70.0K views 0 shares
Too Afraid To Ask About LLM Benchmarks
The AI benchmarking cult strikes again! Everyone's obsessed with those radar charts comparing Large Language Models using some bizarre "ball turning test" metric that nobody actually understands. It's just a bunch of geometric shapes that supposedly prove one model is better than another. The joke here is that these comparison charts have become so ubiquitous in AI discussions that even though they're practically meaningless to most developers, everyone nods along pretending to understand what they're looking at. Classic tech impostor syndrome - nobody wants to be the one to ask "what the heck does this actually measure?"

The Literal State Of Nvidia Drivers Lately
Hardware Gamedev Windows
19 days ago 67.0K views 0 shares
The Literal State Of Nvidia Drivers Lately
The three-headed dragon meme perfectly captures the Jekyll and Hyde nature of Nvidia's RTX 4090 GPU. Head #1 is a beast at benchmarks and stress tests, crushing them with demonic efficiency. Head #2 maintains its ferocity while gaming, delivering monstrous performance. But head #3? That derpy little face trying to play videos without crashing is the true comedy gold. $1,600 for a GPU that can render photorealistic worlds but chokes on a YouTube video. Classic driver optimization priorities.

User Benchmark Is Back At It Again!
Hardware Windows Testing
1 month ago 73.7K views 0 shares
User Benchmark Is Back At It Again!
Ah, UserBenchmark—the Fox News of hardware reviews. This gem shows them "objectively" reviewing AMD's RX 9070-XT with all the neutrality of a scorned ex. They're basically saying "Sure, AMD might win some cherry-picked benchmarks, but their GPUs are basically expensive paperweights that cause more stutters than a nervous teenager asking someone to prom." The kicker? That 3% market share stat they pulled out of nowhere while conveniently ignoring that driver issues plague both AMD and NVIDIA. It's like watching someone with an Intel tattoo pretending to give unbiased advice. This is why we can't have nice things in tech journalism.