Soon We'll Be Able To Pay Using Ram Sticks

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Soon We'll Be Able To Pay Using Ram Sticks

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Oh look, someone's flexing their 32-core CPU and 2TB NVMe SSD like they're running a data center from their bedroom, but the moment you mention RAM? Suddenly they're broke. It's giving "I spent my entire budget on the fancy stuff and now I'm stuck with 4GB of RAM trying to open Chrome." The priorities are absolutely UNHINGED. You've got enough processing power to simulate the entire universe but can't afford enough memory to keep more than three browser tabs open without your system having a complete meltdown. Classic PC builder energy right here – all the horsepower, none of the fuel. At this rate, RAM prices are so ridiculous that we genuinely might start using them as currency. "That'll be 2 sticks of DDR5, please."

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