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This Is Genuinely Terrible
Windows Hardware
3 hours ago 48.5K views 0 shares
This Is Genuinely Terrible
Running Windows on a hard disk in 2024? That's not just a crime against technology—it's a crime against humanity. The judge's stern expression perfectly captures the severity of this offense. SSDs have been mainstream for over a decade now. If you're still booting Windows from a spinning platter, you're basically choosing to watch paint dry every time you start your computer. That 5-minute boot time, the eternal "loading..." cursors, the soul-crushing wait for Task Manager to open when your system freezes—yeah, you deserve this sentence. The punishment fits the crime: continue suffering with your ancient storage technology while the rest of us enjoy sub-10-second boot times. Court adjourned.

I Was Literally About To Buy A 990 Pro The Other Week And Realised Its 2x Its OG Price Man WTF. When Will AI Go Away?
AI Hardware Cloud
13 days ago 313.0K views 0 shares
I Was Literally About To Buy A 990 Pro The Other Week And Realised Its 2x Its OG Price Man WTF. When Will AI Go Away?
Oh look, the Grim Reaper of tech components has arrived, and he's got a VERY clear priority list! While compute and memory are getting absolutely OBLITERATED (because who needs those when you're training the 47th iteration of ChatGPT, right?), storage is just chilling in the corner like "hey guys, what's going on?" The AI boom has turned the hardware market into an absolute BLOODBATH. GPUs? Gone. RAM? Extinct. But SSDs? They're just vibing, watching compute and memory prices skyrocket while everyone scrambles to build AI data centers. The 990 Pro going 2x its original price is just collateral damage in this silicon apocalypse. Fun fact: The AI gold rush has caused such insane demand for compute that even STORAGE prices are getting dragged up because, well, you gotta store all those training datasets and model weights SOMEWHERE. RIP to anyone trying to build a PC in 2024 without selling a kidney first.

Ssd=Some S Ds
Hardware
1 month ago 214.5K views 0 shares
Ssd=Some S Ds
Oh honey, someone just peeled back the curtain on the ENTIRE tech industry and revealed what your "512GB SSD" really is: literally just some SD cards taped together with the hopes and dreams of budget hardware manufacturers. The absolute AUDACITY of slapping a SATA connector on what is essentially a kindergarten arts and crafts project and calling it "solid state storage." Your lightning-fast boot times? Courtesy of two SD cards holding hands and pretending to be enterprise-grade storage. The tech equivalent of three kids in a trench coat trying to get into an R-rated movie. But hey, at least now you know why that "SSD" was suspiciously cheap on AliExpress!

When You Format The New SSD
Linux Devops Hardware
1 month ago 207.8K views 0 shares
When You Format The New SSD
You just unboxed your shiny new 1TB SSD, formatted it with btrfs like a proper Linux enthusiast, and suddenly you're staring at 0.73 TiB of usable space. The guy in the painting? That's you, pointing accusingly at the manufacturer like they personally robbed you of 270 GB. Here's the thing: manufacturers count in decimal (1 TB = 1,000,000,000,000 bytes) while your OS counts in binary (1 TiB = 1,099,511,627,776 bytes). Add in filesystem overhead, and boom—your "1 TB" drive is actually 0.91 TiB before formatting, then drops to 0.73 TiB after. It's technically not a scam, but it sure feels like one when you're trying to install yet another 200GB game. Marketing departments have been pulling this move since floppy disks, and we still fall for it every single time.

A Whole New Worrrrld!
Hardware Programming
1 month ago 226.0K views 0 shares
A Whole New Worrrrld!
When you finally upgrade from a crusty old HDD to an SSD and your entire computer boots up in 8 seconds instead of 8 minutes, you realize you've been living in the Stone Age this whole time. Your IDE launches before you can even blink. Your projects compile faster than you can say "npm install". Everything is SO FAST that you start questioning every life decision that led you to suffer with spinning platters for so long. Money can't buy time? Well sweetie, it just bought you back approximately 47 hours per week that you used to spend staring at loading screens. The transformation is so dramatic you feel personally victimized by every tech YouTuber who told you SSDs were "just a nice-to-have upgrade."

Ram, SSD Prices And Now Nvidia Cutting Market
Hardware Gamedev
2 months ago 224.9K views 0 shares
Ram, SSD Prices And Now Nvidia Cutting Market
The PC hardware market is basically a self-destructive ouroboros at this point. Steam releases a new hardware category, and instead of celebrating innovation, the entire industry collectively panics and implodes like a poorly optimized recursive function with no base case. RAM prices skyrocket? Check. SSD manufacturers forming cartels? Check. Nvidia treating GPU pricing like it's a cryptocurrency bubble? Double check. And now Steam drops literally anything new into the ecosystem and suddenly manufacturers are cutting production, prices are collapsing, and everyone's wondering if they should've just stuck with console gaming. It's like the hardware industry has the stability of a production server running on untested code at 3 AM on a Friday. One small change and the whole thing goes down harder than a null pointer exception.

Soon We'll Be Able To Pay Using Ram Sticks
Hardware
3 months ago 329.3K views 0 shares
Soon We'll Be Able To Pay Using Ram Sticks
Oh look, someone's flexing their 32-core CPU and 2TB NVMe SSD like they're running a data center from their bedroom, but the moment you mention RAM? Suddenly they're broke. It's giving "I spent my entire budget on the fancy stuff and now I'm stuck with 4GB of RAM trying to open Chrome." The priorities are absolutely UNHINGED. You've got enough processing power to simulate the entire universe but can't afford enough memory to keep more than three browser tabs open without your system having a complete meltdown. Classic PC builder energy right here – all the horsepower, none of the fuel. At this rate, RAM prices are so ridiculous that we genuinely might start using them as currency. "That'll be 2 sticks of DDR5, please."

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I Still Don't Understand How Booting Time Got Slower For Whatever Reason
Windows Hardware Microsoft
3 months ago 268.6K views 1 shares
I Still Don't Understand How Booting Time Got Slower For Whatever Reason
Oh, the BETRAYAL of modern computing! You dropped half a grand on a bleeding-edge AM5 CPU and a blazing-fast M.2 NVMe drive that can theoretically transfer data faster than light itself, only to watch your PC boot up like it's stuck in molasses. Meanwhile, your crusty old 2010 setup with a cheap SATA SSD was zooming through boot screens like The Flash on espresso. The cruel irony? Windows has become SO bloated with telemetry, security checks, and whatever mysterious rituals it performs during startup that even NASA-grade hardware can't save you. Your fancy 8000MB/s drive sits there twiddling its thumbs while Windows decides whether it wants to check for updates, scan your soul, or just take a leisurely stroll through its startup processes. Technology peaked in 2015 and nobody can convince me otherwise!

You Never Realize How Small An SSD Is...
Hardware Programming
3 months ago 320.7K views 0 shares
You Never Realize How Small An SSD Is...
That moment when you realize your 2TB NVMe SSD with blazing 7000MB/s transfer speeds is physically smaller than a novelty pencil. Somehow stores 1,000,000+ high-res cat memes while being barely visible to the naked eye. Moore's Law is basically black magic at this point. Your entire Steam library, 50 Docker containers, and three virtual machines fit on something that could get lost in your carpet fibers. Meanwhile, my first computer had a 20MB hard drive the size of a microwave.

The Hardware Market Rollercoaster
Hardware Programming
4 months ago 293.0K views 0 shares
The Hardware Market Rollercoaster
The hardware market is having a full-blown identity crisis right now! GPUs finally dropping in price after the crypto mining apocalypse, CPUs maintaining their dignified price stability, but RAM and SSDs? They've chosen violence. The RAM sticks are basically saying "You thought you were building a budget PC? That's cute." Meanwhile your SSD is like "I store your precious data, pay up or else." It's the PC building equivalent of getting a discount on the car but finding out the steering wheel costs extra.

Me Choosing Which Game To Delete To Install A New One
Gamedev Hardware Windows
5 months ago 294.0K views 0 shares
Me Choosing Which Game To Delete To Install A New One
The dreaded "storage execution" scene! That moment when your SSD is at 99% capacity and you need to install a 60GB game. Suddenly you're Negan from The Walking Dead, bat in hand, deciding which of your precious game installs gets the digital axe. The 45GB game is sweating bullets while the 92GB behemoth is practically begging to be spared. "But I'm only 30% through the campaign!" Meanwhile, the 58GB and 89GB games are silently accepting their fate, knowing they haven't been launched in 8 months. Bonus pain: after deleting 200GB worth of games, you realize the new one needs another 50GB for the day-one patch.

Death By Windows Update
Microsoft AI Hardware Windows Programming
6 months ago 424.3K views 0 shares
Death By Windows Update
Looks like Microsoft found a way to make the Grim Reaper redundant! First, they proudly announce that 30% of their code is now AI-generated, then their Windows 11 update decides SSDs should retire early. Nothing says "cutting-edge technology" quite like cutting the lifespan of your storage devices. Perhaps the AI misunderstood "planned obsolescence" as a feature, not a bug? Next update might just include a digital coffin for your entire system. At least now we know what KB stands for in those update codes - "Killing Bytes."