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Soon We'll Be Able To Pay Using Ram Sticks
Hardware
9 days ago 227.1K views 0 shares
Soon We'll Be Able To Pay Using Ram Sticks
Oh look, someone's flexing their 32-core CPU and 2TB NVMe SSD like they're running a data center from their bedroom, but the moment you mention RAM? Suddenly they're broke. It's giving "I spent my entire budget on the fancy stuff and now I'm stuck with 4GB of RAM trying to open Chrome." The priorities are absolutely UNHINGED. You've got enough processing power to simulate the entire universe but can't afford enough memory to keep more than three browser tabs open without your system having a complete meltdown. Classic PC builder energy right here – all the horsepower, none of the fuel. At this rate, RAM prices are so ridiculous that we genuinely might start using them as currency. "That'll be 2 sticks of DDR5, please."

I Still Don't Understand How Booting Time Got Slower For Whatever Reason
Windows Hardware Microsoft
11 days ago 180.3K views 1 shares
I Still Don't Understand How Booting Time Got Slower For Whatever Reason
Oh, the BETRAYAL of modern computing! You dropped half a grand on a bleeding-edge AM5 CPU and a blazing-fast M.2 NVMe drive that can theoretically transfer data faster than light itself, only to watch your PC boot up like it's stuck in molasses. Meanwhile, your crusty old 2010 setup with a cheap SATA SSD was zooming through boot screens like The Flash on espresso. The cruel irony? Windows has become SO bloated with telemetry, security checks, and whatever mysterious rituals it performs during startup that even NASA-grade hardware can't save you. Your fancy 8000MB/s drive sits there twiddling its thumbs while Windows decides whether it wants to check for updates, scan your soul, or just take a leisurely stroll through its startup processes. Technology peaked in 2015 and nobody can convince me otherwise!

You Never Realize How Small An SSD Is...
Hardware Programming
20 days ago 204.3K views 0 shares
You Never Realize How Small An SSD Is...
That moment when you realize your 2TB NVMe SSD with blazing 7000MB/s transfer speeds is physically smaller than a novelty pencil. Somehow stores 1,000,000+ high-res cat memes while being barely visible to the naked eye. Moore's Law is basically black magic at this point. Your entire Steam library, 50 Docker containers, and three virtual machines fit on something that could get lost in your carpet fibers. Meanwhile, my first computer had a 20MB hard drive the size of a microwave.

The Hardware Market Rollercoaster
Hardware Programming
1 month ago 191.7K views 0 shares
The Hardware Market Rollercoaster
The hardware market is having a full-blown identity crisis right now! GPUs finally dropping in price after the crypto mining apocalypse, CPUs maintaining their dignified price stability, but RAM and SSDs? They've chosen violence. The RAM sticks are basically saying "You thought you were building a budget PC? That's cute." Meanwhile your SSD is like "I store your precious data, pay up or else." It's the PC building equivalent of getting a discount on the car but finding out the steering wheel costs extra.

Me Choosing Which Game To Delete To Install A New One
Gamedev Hardware Windows
2 months ago 198.8K views 0 shares
Me Choosing Which Game To Delete To Install A New One
The dreaded "storage execution" scene! That moment when your SSD is at 99% capacity and you need to install a 60GB game. Suddenly you're Negan from The Walking Dead, bat in hand, deciding which of your precious game installs gets the digital axe. The 45GB game is sweating bullets while the 92GB behemoth is practically begging to be spared. "But I'm only 30% through the campaign!" Meanwhile, the 58GB and 89GB games are silently accepting their fate, knowing they haven't been launched in 8 months. Bonus pain: after deleting 200GB worth of games, you realize the new one needs another 50GB for the day-one patch.

Death By Windows Update
Microsoft AI Hardware Windows Programming
3 months ago 307.8K views 0 shares
Death By Windows Update
Looks like Microsoft found a way to make the Grim Reaper redundant! First, they proudly announce that 30% of their code is now AI-generated, then their Windows 11 update decides SSDs should retire early. Nothing says "cutting-edge technology" quite like cutting the lifespan of your storage devices. Perhaps the AI misunderstood "planned obsolescence" as a feature, not a bug? Next update might just include a digital coffin for your entire system. At least now we know what KB stands for in those update codes - "Killing Bytes."

Microsoft Is A Corporation That Turns Into Windows 11 Update KB5063878
Microsoft AI Hardware Windows Programming
3 months ago 418.5K views 1 shares
Microsoft Is A Corporation That Turns Into Windows 11 Update KB5063878
So Microsoft brags about 30% of their code being AI-generated, then pushes an update that kills your SSD. Coincidence? I think not. This is what happens when you let GitHub Copilot write your disk I/O routines. Next update will probably require a blood sacrifice and your firstborn child just to boot up. Remember when updates just fixed things instead of creating exciting new problems? Those were the days...

I Guess I Am Older Than I Thought
Hardware Windows
3 months ago 231.4K views 0 shares
I Guess I Am Older Than I Thought
Nothing makes you feel like a digital dinosaur quite like discovering your "super old laptop" has an M2 slot. You thought you were being all retro-cool by upgrading from HDD to SSD, only to find out your ancient relic is actually newer than half your Steam library. That moment when you realize technology has lapped you twice and you're still running updates from 2018. The future is now, old man!

I'm So Sorry For Giving You More
Hardware Programming
4 months ago 192.5K views 0 shares
I'm So Sorry For Giving You More
The only customer in history to complain about getting MORE storage than they paid for! This person left a 3-star review because they ordered a 500GB Samsung SSD but received a 1TB model instead. That's like ordering a Honda and getting a Ferrari, then complaining that it goes too fast. Every developer who's ever maxed out storage during a build or Docker image download is screaming internally right now. We'd sacrifice our mechanical keyboards to the tech gods for such a "mistake."

The Lightning Fast Reboot Panic
Hardware Windows
5 months ago 223.8K views 1 shares
The Lightning Fast Reboot Panic
You hit restart by mistake and your heart stops for a second... then you remember you've got an SSD. That brief moment of panic followed by the realization that your computer will be back up before you can even finish your sigh. Remember when rebooting meant you had time to make coffee, file taxes, and contemplate your career choices? SSD boot times are so fast now that your dramatic "OH NO!" moment barely has time to exist before you're staring at your desktop again. The only thing that takes forever these days is that one coworker who still blames "computer problems" for being late to meetings.

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The Five Stages Of Hardware Enlightenment
Hardware Programming
6 months ago 168.6K views 0 shares
The Five Stages Of Hardware Enlightenment
The ultimate hardware hacker's enlightenment path! Start with CPU overclocking (basic brain activation), move to GPU (now we're getting somewhere), then RAM (transcending mortal speeds), followed by SSD (reaching digital nirvana), and finally—overclocking your power supply (congratulations, you've achieved godhood and possibly created a small thermonuclear event in your bedroom). It's the five stages of PC performance grief: denial of warranty, anger at temperatures, bargaining with cooling solutions, depression from system instability, and acceptance that you'll eventually buy a new rig anyway.

The Storage Arms Race: My 1TB SSD Vs. Modern Game Library
Gamedev Hardware Windows
6 months ago 201.1K views 0 shares
The Storage Arms Race: My 1TB SSD Vs. Modern Game Library
Remember buying that fancy 1TB SSD thinking "I'll never fill this up"? Fast forward to installing Call of Duty and three AAA titles, and suddenly you're getting those pathetic "low disk space" warnings. Modern games are like digital hoarders—200GB here, 150GB there, with updates bigger than entire games from the 2000s. Your SSD never stood a chance against the bloated behemoths that are today's game engines with their 8K textures nobody asked for. The worst part? Half your library sits unplayed while consuming precious storage like a digital black hole.