Nvidia In 2027:

Nvidia's product segmentation strategy has reached galaxy brain levels. The RTX 6040 Ti with 4GB costs $399, but wait—if you want 6GB, that's $499 and you gotta wait until July. Or you could get the base RTX 6040 with... well, who knows what specs, for $299, also in July. It's like they're selling you RAM by the gigabyte with a free GPU attached. The best part? They're calling this the "40 class" when we're clearly looking at a 6040. Nvidia's naming scheme has officially transcended human comprehension. At this rate, by 2027 we'll be buying graphics cards on a subscription model where you unlock VRAM with microtransactions.