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How It Feels To Get Ram At Msrp

2 days ago 118.7K views 0 shares

Finding RAM at MSRP in today's hardware market is basically like winning the lottery, except instead of money you get the ability to open more than 3 Chrome tabs. The store clerk is treating you like royalty, presenting those memory sticks in a velvet box like they're engagement rings. "You can return these" - honey, nobody's returning RAM they got at actual retail price. That's like finding a unicorn and then releasing it back into the wild. The flirtatious energy? Justified. When scalpers have been charging 200% markups and you finally catch that sweet, sweet MSRP deal, you ARE the chosen one. The hardware gods have smiled upon you today, and yes, you absolutely deserve to be wooed for your purchasing victory.

Apple User During The Ram Price Hike

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5 days ago 164.0K views 0 shares

When global RAM prices spike 20% but you've already been paying Apple's 800% markup for years, you don't even flinch anymore. You were forged in the fires of $400 for an extra 8GB. You were shaped by the darkness of non-upgradeable soldered memory. Regular PC users panic when RAM goes from $50 to $60, but Apple users? They simply exist in a higher plane of financial pain where the concept of "reasonable hardware pricing" is but a distant memory. The rest of the tech world complains about inflation while Apple users have been living in their own private economic crisis since the first unibody MacBook. At this point, paying obscene amounts for basic specs isn't a bug—it's a lifestyle choice.

The One-Way Street Of Hardware Pricing

Hardware Programming Cloud

7 days ago 184.4K views 0 shares

The classic corporate bait and switch! Companies love to blame RAM prices when they go up, jacking their own prices accordingly. But when RAM gets cheaper? Suddenly they develop selective amnesia. It's like how cloud services will charge you extra for "increased infrastructure costs" but somehow never pass along the savings when hardware gets cheaper. The invisible hand of the market apparently has its middle finger permanently extended toward consumers.

The Tech Conspiracy Theorist In All Of Us

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7 days ago 149.1K views 0 shares

The Tech Conspiracy Theorist In All Of Us

OMG, the PARANOIA is REAL! 💸 That moment when your developer brain goes full conspiracy theorist because you JUST KNOW these companies are jacking up prices and conveniently scapegoating "AI algorithms" for their greed. You're sitting there, clutching your keyboard, SCREAMING internally because you understand enough about technology to be dangerous but not enough to write the exposé that brings down Big Tech's pricing schemes. The worst part? YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT but good luck explaining algorithmic price manipulation to the court system that still thinks the cloud is something in the sky! 🔍

The Price Of Steam Cube Is...

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9 days ago 104.2K views 0 shares

The chocolate gorilla is melting away to deliver the harsh truth about Valve's pricing model. "The price of steam cube is..." but he's completely dissolved before finishing his sentence. Just like how your hopes of ever seeing Half-Life 3 slowly melt away with each passing year. Valve took the "no time to explain" approach quite literally here—the messenger is gone and so is your wallet.

Pay Or Piss Off: The Freelancer's Manifesto

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15 days ago 160.1K views 0 shares

Pay Or Piss Off: The Freelancer's Manifesto

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of every web developer captured on a utility pole! 😱 That sign is basically the battle cry of anyone who's ever had a client ask for a "simple website" and then proceed to unleash 47 revisions, demand e-commerce functionality, and expect you to be their on-call therapist at 2AM when they can't figure out how to update their own text. "$500. 7 DAYS." is the most DELUSIONAL fantasy in tech history! And that "I'm not your therapist" part? HONEY, truer words have never been plastered on public infrastructure! Every freelancer just felt that in their SOUL. The audacity of clients expecting emotional support with their WordPress login is the eighth deadly sin!

No 70$ AI Slop For You!

AI Gamedev Programming

16 days ago 140.5K views 0 shares

The gaming industry's latest AI disclosure is peak irony. The game proudly announces "Our team uses generative AI tools to help develop some in game assets" while charging €79.99 for the privilege. Meanwhile, the shocked alien face perfectly captures what we're all thinking: "NO 70$ AI SLOP???" It's the perfect storm of modern gaming: charging premium prices for content partially created by AI, while having the audacity to brag about it in the marketing. And that 43% positive review score? *Chef's kiss* The perfect garnish on this AI-generated disappointment platter. Notice the 2025 release date too - we're literally paying top dollar to beta test tomorrow's AI experiments. The future of gaming is here, and it costs exactly €79.99!

Why Not Try Creating My Version Of It

Programming Devops

19 days ago 146.8K views 0 shares

The classic open source bait-and-switch. You discover what seems like the perfect tool, get all excited about the possibilities, only to click that innocent-looking "Pricing" tab and watch your dreams shatter. And then comes that inevitable developer reflex: "Fine, I'll build my own version without the enterprise paywall." Six months and 47 GitHub commits later, you've reinvented a slightly worse wheel, abandoned three other projects, and somehow still end up paying for the original tool anyway. The circle of dev life continues...

Apple Ram Upgrades Are Starting To Look Cheap

Hardware Gamedev Apple Programming

21 days ago 231.1K views 1 shares

Apple Ram Upgrades Are Starting To Look Cheap

Remember when we thought Apple's RAM upgrade pricing was highway robbery? Fast forward to 2024, and RAM prices are skyrocketing while GPU prices keep promising to "fall any day now" like that friend who says they'll pay you back "next week." The crypto miners, AI boom, and supply chain chaos have turned hardware pricing into a twisted joke. Your $3000 gaming rig from last year? Practically vintage at this point. At least Apple's consistent with their extortion—everyone else is just getting creative with theirs.

I Mean... It's 50% Off!!!

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1 month ago 199.9K views 0 shares

The psychological WARFARE of e-commerce pricing is SENDING ME! 💀 Look at how our primitive monkey brains LITERALLY LIGHT UP at the mere suggestion of a discount, even though $29.99 is STILL $29.99! The audacity of these websites manipulating our dopamine receptors with their strikethrough prices and green discount badges! It's the same price either way but suddenly we're all frantically smashing that "Add to Cart" button like we've discovered the secret to eternal happiness. The math doesn't math but the serotonin DEFINITELY does!

Remember When Motherboards Were Priced Well?

Hardware Gamedev

4 months ago 174.8K views 0 shares

Remember When Motherboards Were Priced Well?

GASP! The absolute AUDACITY of motherboard manufacturers passing around the concept of "reasonably priced" like it's some ancient scroll of forbidden knowledge! 😱 They're literally hiding behind a rock like Patrick Star, hoping we won't notice they've jacked up prices to the stratosphere! Remember the good old days when building a PC didn't require selling a kidney on the black market? Those fish are CONSPIRING against our wallets while we're out here trying to upgrade our rigs without financial ruin! The betrayal is just TOO MUCH to bear!

Choose Your Digital Subscription Plan Wisely

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5 months ago 253.6K views 0 shares

Choose Your Digital Subscription Plan Wisely

The eternal battle between corporate streaming services and the high seas of piracy summed up in one perfect comparison. On one side: Pay $19.99/month for questionable 1080p quality, limited to 6 devices, and the warm fuzzy feeling that you're helping some CEO buy a third yacht. On the other: Get pristine 8K UHD BDRip for exactly $0, use it everywhere, enjoy the cultural enrichment of random Eastern European subtitles, and that reassuring disclaimer that definitely makes everything totally legal. The "it's literally a video, it can't have a virus" part is that special blend of technical naivety that's gotten many a developer's personal laptop reformatted after downloading "WandaVision.S01E09.FINAL.exe"

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