I Would Watch Them For Hours!!

You'll scroll past a 5-minute TV episode like it's a war crime, but suddenly you're 45 minutes deep into some dude's unboxing video of a $2,000 GPU you can't afford, completely mesmerized by thermal paste application techniques. We've all been there—bored out of our minds until someone starts talking about RAM speeds or comparing NVMe drives, and suddenly we're glued to the screen like it's the season finale of our favorite show. The algorithm knows us too well. It knows we'll click on "RTX 4090 vs 4080 Ti: Is it worth the extra $800?" faster than we'll respond to our manager's Slack messages.