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Oh sweet summer child. Our dear intern just read ONE forum post about Assembly being fast and decided to rewrite the ENTIRE codebase from a high-level language to Assembly. You know, just casually touching 3000+ files, deleting what they thought were "high-level files we don't need anymore" (spoiler: we DEFINITELY needed those), and creating a diff so massive that GitHub itself is having an existential crisis.
The confidence! The audacity! The sheer chaos of +17 MILLION additions and -1.8 MILLION deletions! And then having the NERVE to say "GitHub seems to be lagging" as if the problem is GitHub and not the fact that they just nuked the entire project into oblivion. The cherry on top? They're already looking forward to feedback so they can start their NEXT task. Buddy, your next task is updating your LinkedIn because this PR is about to become a legendary cautionary tale.
