I Bought AgentPorn.Ai And It's Not What You Think

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I Bought AgentPorn.Ai And It's Not What You Think

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OH. MY. GOD. This is the filthiest thing I've seen since someone used tabs instead of spaces! 💅 AgentPorn.ai isn't your average sketchy website - it's a DEVELOPER'S GUILTY PLEASURE with categories that make me CLUTCH MY PEARLS! "Zero Downtime"? "Wet Deployments"?? "BARELY LEGAL REGEX"??? 😱 The way they've turned mundane development tasks into suggestive clickbait is SENDING ME! And that "NSFW: Not Safe For Waterfall" warning? Honey, Agile developers are LIVING for this drama! The build success with "420/420" tests passed? That's not just code, that's a LIFESTYLE CHOICE! This is basically developer thirst traps but for people who get excited about CI/CD pipelines and perfect uptime metrics. I'm simultaneously horrified and bookmarking it.

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