What Was I Thinking

The AUDACITY of software updates to actually WORK for once! 💅 First panel: Bird SCREAMING at upgrade notification like it's a personal attack. Second panel: Reluctantly chomps it down expecting the usual disaster. Third panel: Wait... my computer isn't on fire? Fourth panel: PURE SHOCK AND DISBELIEF that an upgrade didn't destroy everything! It's like finding a unicorn in your code base - a mythical upgrade that delivers on its promises instead of breaking seventeen unrelated things! The bird's face is all of us experiencing that rare moment when technology doesn't betray our fragile trust.

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First you learn HTML. Cool. Then JavaScript. Nice. Then you discover you can put JavaScript inside HTML with <script> tags. Wait what? Then you're told about EJS where you write JavaScript inside HTML... but differently? And just when your brain is about to recover, JSX comes along and says "how about writing HTML inside your JavaScript?" The circle of confusion is now complete. No wonder that cat looks like it's questioning its entire existence. The modern web stack isn't a technology—it's a psychological experiment to see how much recursive madness developers will tolerate before they switch to gardening as a career.

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