What Was I Thinking

The heroic IT technician arrives with all the urgency of a sloth on vacation. That dramatic pose screams "I am your salvation" while the caption whispers "but only when I felt like it." The beautiful paradox of IT support: they're simultaneously your only hope and completely unbothered by your digital apocalypse. Your server might be on fire, but they'll stroll in like they're picking up coffee, making sure you understand that your "emergency" fits neatly into their "whenever" schedule. And yet, we worship them anyway. Because when your computer decides to commit digital suicide, that unimpressed hero in comfortable shoes is the only thing standing between you and technological oblivion.

Microservices architects watching their monolith burn while explaining message queues is peak chaotic energy. Just like the Joker, they don't care about your synchronous API calls—they just want to watch the system decouple in glorious asynchronous flames. The real punchline? When everything crashes because someone forgot to set up a dead letter queue. Some developers just want to watch the world burn... one RabbitMQ message at a time.

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Content Documentation is like sex. When it's good, it's very good. When it's bad, it's better than nothing.

Content When part of your code doesn't work so you replace it with something from the internet