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Oh honey, you did NOT just ask about dynamically naming variables in a loop! 💀 The crowd went from "aww, cute newbie with a question" to "GET THE PITCHFORKS" faster than you can say "global variable." It's like walking into a vegan restaurant and asking for the best way to cook a steak! Dynamic variable names are programming's forbidden fruit - technically possible in some languages but will get you EXCOMMUNICATED from the developer community. Next time just sacrifice your firstborn code repository instead - it'll be less painful than facing that angry mob!

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Content using a decent fully featured debugger print("if the program reached that print statement it means that this pile of crap that i wrote works!.")

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The duality of API testing tools is just *chef's kiss*. While normal developers see Postman as a simple wrench to fix API requests, Postman sees itself as the Apple of testing tools – complete with grandiose keynotes and revolutionary features nobody asked for. What started as a humble Chrome extension has evolved into a bloated ecosystem that requires 16GB of RAM just to send a GET request. Meanwhile, developers just want to check if their endpoint returns a 200 OK without having to join a cult. The irony? We're all still using it while complaining about it. Stockholm syndrome for developers.