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So this is why my code breaks in production. Turns out bugs aren't just randomly appearing—they're being strategically trained to give wrong answers and crash systems. That cockroach teacher asking "what is 2+4?" and getting "5," "9," and "8" as answers isn't incompetence—it's a feature! By the third panel, they've mastered the art of being consistently wrong and are ready for their mission: total programmer destruction. No wonder my perfectly working code suddenly can't do basic math in production. These little monsters have been preparing for this their whole lives.

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This is cryptography dating humor at its finest! The left side shows "When she's a [RSA 4096] girl" with SHA256 at the bottom - representing a highly secure, industry-standard encryption algorithm with a robust 4096-bit key. Meanwhile, the right side shows "But you're a [DSA 1024] boy" - a significantly weaker, outdated encryption standard. It's basically saying "she's way out of your league" in encryption terms. She's using military-grade security while you're running the digital equivalent of a paper lock. The title "Brute Forced" adds another layer of humor - suggesting that despite the mismatch in security levels, you're still trying to crack the code through sheer persistence rather than elegant algorithms. The ultimate nerd way of saying your encryption standards are incompatible for a secure connection!

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