Nothing says "your repo is thriving" quite like a cold email praising your project's incredible achievement of... zero stars. The sender somehow found your repo in the vast GitHub ocean and decided that having literally no stars is actually a milestone worth celebrating. "Many open-source projects never reach this stage" – yeah, the stage of complete obscurity.
It's like getting a participation trophy for showing up to a race you didn't know you entered. The best part? They're offering to help with "getting the project in front of enough developers" when clearly their own visibility strategy involves spamming people whose repos have achieved the prestigious rank of "nobody cares yet." Pro tip: if your GitHub marketing pitch highlights that someone has 0 stars, you might want to workshop that sales angle a bit more.
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