British Devs Be Like

British Pronunciation Git init Developer culture British-slang Innit

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British Devs Be Like

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British devs pronouncing "init" like "innit" (their slang for "isn't it") is the kind of linguistic coincidence that makes git commands feel like proper British banter. Meanwhile, American devs are over here saying "in-it" like cavemen who never watched a single episode of Top Gear.

The Drake meme format really drives home the superiority complex here. Rejecting the boring American pronunciation? Nah mate. Embracing the cheeky British version that sounds like you're questioning someone's life choices? Absolutely brilliant, innit?

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