The Magical Transformation Of Developer Sanity

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The Magical Transformation Of Developer Sanity

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Start a project with clean code principles, design patterns, and a neatly organized Git repo? That's adorable. Fast forward three months and you're dual-wielding caffeine and questionable hacks while muttering "I solemnly swear I am up to no debugging." The transformation from bright-eyed wizard with a spellbook of best practices to a sleep-deprived code criminal is inevitable. The only magic left is how your spaghetti code somehow passes all the tests.

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