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The Usual Suspects

The Usual Suspects
OMG! It's the classic Scooby-Doo villain reveal, but make it GAMING INDUSTRY TRAUMA! 💀 Fred yanks off the ghost sheet to reveal—GASP—it was Nintendo all along behind those European video game companies getting bought out and destroyed! Meanwhile, EA, Sony, Microsoft, and Ubisoft lurk in the background like the shady corporate vultures they are. The audacity! The betrayal! The absolute CARNAGE of beloved studios being consumed by these gaming overlords! And here we thought we were getting original content when it was just the same five companies in different trench coats this ENTIRE TIME!

Well? We're Waiting For The Port That Matters

Well? We're Waiting For The Port That Matters
The gaming industry's version of "works on my machine." Someone's proudly showing off Stellar Blade's PC port selling a million copies in 3 days, while gamers are sitting there like Patrick Bateman with that smug smile thinking, "Cool story, but where's that Bloodborne PC port we've been begging for since 2015?" Nothing like watching executives celebrate the wrong win while the community's actual requests collect dust in some Sony basement. It's the corporate equivalent of fixing the office coffee machine when the servers are on fire.

Sony Why Rule

Sony Why Rule
Ah, Sony's corporate strategy in a nutshell! While other companies might embrace industry standards, Sony's out here like a toddler refusing to share toys. Remember MiniDisc? Memory Stick? ATRAC? Blu-ray? It's like they have a pathological need to create their own proprietary format for everything , then act shocked when the rest of the tech world doesn't bow down in reverence. Their business model is basically "make consumers buy our specific cables and adapters until they weep." The tech equivalent of saying "I'm taking my ball and going home" except the ball is a weird pentagon shape that only fits in Sony-approved goals.