When You Ask Viewers For Products/Features Ideas

When your IDE documentation is just ASCII art instead of actual descriptions. The developer who made this struct literally drew a 3D cube in code comments instead of writing proper documentation. Then labeled the vertices A-H and called it a day. Pure chaotic genius! Bonus points for the struct being named "CubeInt" which somehow makes it both obvious and completely unhelpful at the same time. Who needs formal documentation when you can just sketch it out in ASCII?

The eternal battle between pragmatism and the programmer's ego. When someone says "just use an existing engine," what they're really saying is "please don't spend the next 18 months building a half-broken physics system when Unity exists." But here we are, drawing our own circle from scratch because clearly no one in history has ever implemented collision detection correctly. It's like deciding to forge your own kitchen knife when you just wanted to make a sandwich. "But MY knife will have a slightly different handle grip!" Cool story. Meanwhile your game idea is collecting dust, and you're debugging quaternion math at 3AM.

Remember when we thought Apple's RAM upgrade pricing was highway robbery? Fast forward to 2024, and RAM prices are skyrocketing while GPU prices keep promising to "fall any day now" like that friend who says they'll pay you back "next week." The crypto miners, AI boom, and supply chain chaos have turned hardware pricing into a twisted joke. Your $3000 gaming rig from last year? Practically vintage at this point. At least Apple's consistent with their extortion—everyone else is just getting creative with theirs.

The gaming industry's version of "works on my machine." Someone's proudly showing off Stellar Blade's PC port selling a million copies in 3 days, while gamers are sitting there like Patrick Bateman with that smug smile thinking, "Cool story, but where's that Bloodborne PC port we've been begging for since 2015?" Nothing like watching executives celebrate the wrong win while the community's actual requests collect dust in some Sony basement. It's the corporate equivalent of fixing the office coffee machine when the servers are on fire.

The eternal battle between PC and console gaming boiled down to cold, hard economics. Console players getting robbed twice - first for the hardware, then for the privilege of connecting to the internet they already pay for . Meanwhile, PC gamers smugly buying a game once and playing it forever (or until the servers die because nobody wanted to pay for maintenance). It's the digital equivalent of buying the cow vs. paying monthly for milk delivery from a cow you already bought.

Ah yes, the classic programmer evolution: from "this game is broken!" to "I understand why this game is broken and would probably make the same mistakes myself." Once you've spent hours debugging your own code only to find a missing semicolon, you develop this weird Stockholm syndrome with bugs. You don't complain anymore because you're too busy having flashbacks to your own coding nightmares. It's not forgiveness—it's trauma-based empathy.